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Loved that one!

Cool Info Derk...thank you

My Son has his own Pony..whom he loves dearly. He is 12 yrs old, and has lessons and goes out on Hacks...summer holidays are long, hot days in the saddle! Now...I don't know an awful lot about Horse riding, but The American's ride in a totally different way to the Europeans. The American's look so much more relaxed...and you only have to watch the opening credits of 'The Virginian' to see just how relaxed they are in the saddle, compared to the Brits...who frankly, look like they're sitting on a Cactus!!! Are saddles in America different to European ones?...or is this the ex-Colonial British Army who are to blame for our 'stiff' riding here? Replies or clips from Cowboys MOST welcome!!

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Nicholas. "P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk" I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/05/stop-press-general-david-petraeus-collapses-under-the-weight-of-his-own-medals/ Gotta Love Newsbiscuit!

Superb piece of work BH

WOW!....you lucky bugger!...lovely setup! (just dont spill that Coffee!!!)

wow Ras As much fun as a 30lb Pike I'm sure!...way to go!

Thanks for the Headsup...Working in IT as well, with clients who are as tight as a Fishes Arse...this is a good un!

I wouldn't dare in reality!....lol He's on borrowed time anyhow... Armed Police from Manchester have been called in now...they don't f*ck about...he's a dead man walking

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/10500315.stm Hope the Police shoot him Dead..So, I don't have to waste my Tax Payers Money keeping this creature from the Bottom of a Pond alive. I am not a violent man...But I hope he tries to break into my House...cos I have got something for him!

I posted my best wishes in 'The Pub' But for my American Friends on the OFF forum...I extend a 'most special' wish for a wonderful day to you all

Cool, clinical, calculated...use whichever word you prefer...I thought German were all three today! They were all over the Argies like nappy rash!!....superbly entertaining to watch...and yes, a wry smile from me to see the 'Hand of Gods' being sent packing!! Looks like a European Final...though I worry a little for Germany, having Muller unavailable for the Semi's But, I reckon they will still do well without him My congratulations to the Germans.... Olham and the Guys must be 'cock a hoop' as we say here!! :clapping:

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

We just decided to give it back to you guys! Have a great day Yanks!

Me neither

All the Best Slarti...just keep the flag flying m8!!

NOOOOOOOOOO, I hate the things. [i wouldn't touch those things for love or money...you never know where they've been!)

It's a shame Rutger Hauer is getting on....I think he would have been a brilliant MvR

As far as I am aware, I don't have any German Ancestry...which is a shame, cos this looks cool My Friend Eric however has a German Father. He was a Luftwaffe pilot who got shot down over the UK...was injured, and kept as a POW...but fell in love with a Nurse here, they got married after the war. His surname is Imerson

I had a lovely print of a Hawker Hart, signed by it's pilot as a kid...lost it though...bugger

Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball………… Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything . In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arsåholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green. What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? - Robert Green has got a cap for his. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room. David Blaine is gutted that the record he got for doing F*** all in a box for 42 days has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney

This from another forum I frequent!! Happens in the Bigg Market every week from what i've heard, sometimes with the policeman still in it! It is illegal to dress up as Batman in Australia It is illegal to not drink milk in Utah In Florida, gay men are not allowed into public bars unless accompanied by a child. Also in Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit. In Greece, it is legal to strike anyone from Turkey with a Phalanx (small sword) except on alternate Mondays. In Korea, it is illegal to impersonate an animal while in a restaurant. In Singapore, it is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese. In Thailand, no one is permitted to swim across a river unless they have a coin in their pocket. and finally my own particular favourite: In Turkey, it is against the law to fall in love with a neighbours son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals.

Which ISP?..we need to avoid like the Plague!

Thank you guys...It is always nice to hear other people's experiences Ras...some good, some not so good...but all part of Life's tapestry