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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

congrats and best of luck!

yeah, what kind of kits you have for sale?

I decided that when ever I get my checks from my publisher for my book, I am going to donate 100% to the American Cancer Society.My family has a long history with this and while it is not alot, it's my small contribution. If you're interested it is on sale at www.publishamerica.com just type do the search for ISBN 1-60441-247-X Thanks.

Sorry but look to East London for a bit of spark. West Ham United!! They looked good Saturday, but then it was Wolves. Play the Spuds this week..Come you IRONS!!

tofu and matt damon in one thread, not to mention the whole gay thing..

Darn I build nascar..

No new rules, same as they have been. As for the other things...I'm not sure. Glad to see you back!

I remember alot of his movies from the kids watching them. He'll be missed

Joe Gibbs Racing driver Brad Coleman was testing a Gibbs NASCAR Sprint Cup Series car at Arizona Proving Grounds earlier this week and came onto the radio and told his crew something rather unusual. "Guys, I hit a coyote," Coleman said. Coleman was running close to 200 mph around the 10-mile test track when he saw the animal wander under the outside guardrail. "I'm in the middle of the corner, and I'm doing 190," Coleman said Friday at Nashville Superspeedway before practicing his Nationwide Series car. "I'm just cruising. You run the high line there, because that's where the most banking is. It's the high-speed lane. There's just a guardrail there like on the freeway. "I see this thing, it must've been 100 feet in front of me, just jump out. Right when I saw it come out from under the guardrail, I thought, 'That's a coyote.'" "The engine started smoking like crazy," Coleman said. "And it smelled terrible. I didn't see anything in the mirror, so I thought, 'I wonder where the coyote went?' I said, 'Guys, I hit a coyote. I'm going to come in because I think it screwed up the radiator. I think it clogged up the grille a little bit.'"

you can find it at publishamerica.com do a title search for"Bringing the Outdoors In" or the ISBN 978-1604412475 it's $8.99 for the soft cover, the hard cover is still over priced,in my opinion.

Brew your own, you control everything!

Russian Jerry Springer it looks like. Ya gotta love those shows.

welcome to CA

This ad is way to funny!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_UxhPbMyy8

Oh man, looks like a great concert, wait a min...I think I hear the 80s calling.

Darn Dave, it figures, I ran around Tinker so much, and now that the menu is great I am not there. make a doggie bag for me later.

Thanks for posting this, and Welcome to CA. Good luck, I think this and Janes F-18 are still the very best sims ever developed.

I have no doubt what you discribed happened, BUT keep in mind that any evidence must be looked at from a non-believer point of view. If you have a picture, or sound, or other evidence that can't be explained or recreated, then it will get a second look, I wish you had taken a picture in front of and behind that one, but most folks never take 3 pictures of the same thing. Also keep in mind the walls are wood,it looks like and it will reflect any light around, as well as the IR from your camera, even with the flash off it uses it to set the focus on the camera. Whaley House has a really cool history and someday I want to get there.

did you have your flash or fill flash enabled? If that light is what you're talking about, keep in mind you're shooting in daylight and light reflects around. It also could have been the the cameras IR firing so it could set the camera for the shot.Digital cameras are great but keep the IR in mind.

Best way is to practice over and over again. I try to touch down just above stall speed.keep the pipper on the far end of the runway.

Thompson Center lays off 66, furloughs 37 in NH ROCHESTER, N.H. (AP) Rifle-maker Thompson Center Arms, one of the largest employers in Rochester, N.H., laid off 66 workers this week and furloughed another 37. Company owner Smith & Wesson said the layoffs were prompted by a drop in sales of the company's black powder hunting rifles. The cuts accounted for almost 29 percent of Thompson Center Arms' work force, bringing the number of workers at the factory to roughly 250. That's almost half of what it was just under a year ago. The company cut 80 jobs in September and 36 last March.

Oh you can see in here??

I am just hanging around!