+Dave 2,322 Posted June 26, 2009 Captain, how soon can you land? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Are you telling us everything Stewardess... No Sir... We've run out of Coffee... PANIC breaksout on the plane. and dont call me Shirley Edited June 26, 2009 by PACMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted June 26, 2009 The white zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted June 26, 2009 I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted June 26, 2009 There's a message from HQ. HQ? What is it? Well, it's a big building with lots of generals in it, but that's not important right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALF 0 Posted December 27, 2009 I still get a kick outa this when ever I come by. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that. Happy Holidays Fellas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Veltro2k 6,351 Posted January 4, 2010 Then the dinosaurs died and turned to oil...then the Arabs came...and prince charles started wearing all of lady's Di clothes I couldnt believe it... LMAO too funny movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted January 4, 2010 Will you stop it with this White Zone s**t!...you know youre only saying it cos you want me to have an abortion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted January 5, 2010 "5 alarm fire paves way for glorious new tractor factory. Meanwhile, on the lighter side of the news, hundreds of capitalists about to persih in airline disaster! bang! then russian announcer dies due to being shot. Still cant figure out why he gets shot. leon askin plays that part from Hogan's Heroes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OvS 8 Posted January 6, 2010 Ground Staff... to Marshaller "Hey Larry... where's the Forklift?" "Forklift? It's over there...by the baggage loader " using the wands to point out the location.. ... in front of a taxiing 747... which then turns, and on his wand direction proceeds straight through the glass wall of the terminal. Classic! OvS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OvS 8 Posted January 6, 2010 (edited) one more.... Lady Passenger.... "I've gotta get outta... I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!" Attendent: "Calm down... get a hold of yourself!" - shaking her... Man: "Stewardess, please, let me handle this..."... shakes her... "Calm down.... " smacks her.. etc.. Best is Leslie Neilson... slaps her a good one... looks back at Nun who is next in line telling him he's wanted on the phone... but goes for one more nice slap before he walks away... I loved this movie. Here's the trailer where you can see my two posts... plus enough to split your gut! OvS Edited January 6, 2010 by OvS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted January 6, 2010 Captain, how soon can you land? "I can't say." "You can tell me, I'm a doctor." "No, I mean I just don't know." "Can you make a guess?" "Not for another 2 hours." "You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?" "No, we can't land for another 2 hours." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted November 29, 2010 Bump? Tell that to George Zipp.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted November 30, 2010 Tower: "Say again.." Pilot: "Again..." (title of book by Martin Leeuwis, full of this sort of stuff) Houdoe, Derk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted December 1, 2010 I don't know where I'll be then, doc, but I bet I won't smell too good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
