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NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two chief weapons are surprise, and fear, and a ruthless effeciency. Our three...I'll come in again.

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NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. ARGH! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, these bright red robes.... Ohhhhh!!!

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Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

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Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

 

The Comfy Chair?!?!?

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I DON'T LIKE SPAMMM!!!!!!!!!

 

Do you have anything without Spam?

 

Well there spam egg baked bean and spam, there's not much spam in that.

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Calm down, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.

Baked beans are off!

Can I have spam instead?

You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam?

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What if he's got a bunch of bananas?

 

SHUT UP!

 

What if he's got a pointed stick?

 

SHUT UP!

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There's a man we call our leader

Who is brave and fine and mad

And will follow him forever

Though his mental state is bad.

 

We'll die for him in sunshine,

We'll die for him in rain,

Though we all know he's got swelling

On the front part of his brain.

 

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-Do you use any special equipment while selling insurance?

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lifes a piece of s**t when you look at it

keep on the brite side of life

 

 

oh it's so wonderful to have a penis

it's delightfull to have a dong

from tiniest of tuggers to the worlds biggest prick

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It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

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Cabbage crates coming over the briny!

..

And how much are the bombs? ... Good Lord, they are expensive!

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