Mr. T 0 Posted October 16, 2007 Jiffy Peanut Butter........an thier unopenable jar made by the infidels who are the mothers of whom are choosy and choose Jif..... ALALALALALALALAA!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted October 16, 2007 Are you serious, I have trouble opening jars of Peter Pan....those bastards.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HrntFixr 4 Posted October 16, 2007 And DAM proud of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayethWhaaaa 245 Posted October 16, 2007 You guys are defending your country... and you can't even open jars of stuff...?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh you crazy infidels! A thousand prayers for you for stronger fingers! (This coming from a dude who stapled his pinky this moning) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jarhead1 27 Posted October 16, 2007 DURKA DURKA, MUHAMMED JIHAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TX3RN0BILL 3 Posted October 16, 2007 JIHAD JOE - A REAL AL-MERICAN HERO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted October 16, 2007 Those aren't the problem, it's the jars you stick in the fridge like of jelly or pickles or whatever. You take it out, and when you go to open it you discover it's slicker than teflon with moisture. ARGH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viggen 644 Posted October 19, 2007 Backa Lacka Dacka Allah Schirpa Schirpa Muhammad Durka Durka Jihad..........ROTFLMFAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super61 0 Posted October 19, 2007 Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted October 20, 2007 Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!! Its not 72 virgins.....it 72 Virginians.... and they got a can o whoop ass waitin for them...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted October 20, 2007 Haha....I had a dream I had 72 Virginians....WHOA!!! To quote Jimmy Walker....DYNO MITE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jarhead1 27 Posted October 20, 2007 <Hears Dueling Banjos playing in the background> LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caveman 1 Posted October 20, 2007 but are the Virginians angry??? or pissed or calm????or maybe even 72 VIAGRA pills???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShrikeHawk 384 Posted October 20, 2007 Why does it have be 72 virgins? I'd rather have 72 sluts. At least they would know how to do it properly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted October 20, 2007 No, they translated it right, its 72 virgins, but they all look like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
