Mr. T Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Jiffy Peanut Butter........an thier unopenable jar made by the infidels who are the mothers of whom are choosy and choose Jif..... ALALALALALALALAA!!!! Quote
+Dave Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Are you serious, I have trouble opening jars of Peter Pan....those bastards.... Quote
+SayethWhaaaa Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 You guys are defending your country... and you can't even open jars of stuff...?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh you crazy infidels! A thousand prayers for you for stronger fingers! (This coming from a dude who stapled his pinky this moning) Quote
TX3RN0BILL Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 JIHAD JOE - A REAL AL-MERICAN HERO!!! Quote
+JediMaster Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Those aren't the problem, it's the jars you stick in the fridge like of jelly or pickles or whatever. You take it out, and when you go to open it you discover it's slicker than teflon with moisture. ARGH. Quote
Viggen Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Backa Lacka Dacka Allah Schirpa Schirpa Muhammad Durka Durka Jihad..........ROTFLMFAO! Quote
super61 Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!! Quote
+Dave Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!! Its not 72 virgins.....it 72 Virginians.... and they got a can o whoop ass waitin for them...... Quote
+FOTF Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Haha....I had a dream I had 72 Virginians....WHOA!!! To quote Jimmy Walker....DYNO MITE! Quote
Jarhead1 Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 <Hears Dueling Banjos playing in the background> LOL Quote
Caveman Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 but are the Virginians angry??? or pissed or calm????or maybe even 72 VIAGRA pills???? Quote
ShrikeHawk Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Why does it have be 72 virgins? I'd rather have 72 sluts. At least they would know how to do it properly! Quote
eraser_tr Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 No, they translated it right, its 72 virgins, but they all look like this Quote
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