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Jiffy Peanut Butter........an thier unopenable jar made by the infidels who are the mothers of whom are choosy and choose Jif.....

 

ALALALALALALALAA!!!!

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You guys are defending your country... and you can't even open jars of stuff...?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh you crazy infidels! A thousand prayers for you for stronger fingers! (This coming from a dude who stapled his pinky this moning)

 

:tongue:

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Those aren't the problem, it's the jars you stick in the fridge like of jelly or pickles or whatever. You take it out, and when you go to open it you discover it's slicker than teflon with moisture. ARGH.

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Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!!

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Try asking one of your 72 virgins in the afterlife to give it a shot. Though I'm sure it would be difficult finding one with opposable thumbs & hairless back. Goober Rulz!!

 

 

Its not 72 virgins.....it 72 Virginians.... and they got a can o whoop ass waitin for them......:biggrin::good:

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