Mr. T Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 We are today announcing the birthdays of the following infidels. Tazkiller who has reached the age of 45, and Kazama, who is today 27 years of age this very day. I of course believe it all to be lies and propaganda started by the infidels who claim to have powers of moderation at this most deceitful of websites. I would beat them all like dogs with my shoes, had not the infidel American soldiers taken them for souvenirs. Quote
+Dave Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 did somebody say Barf? Barf, Puke, whats the difference? Quote
+DWCAce Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Despite what Bob says... Happy Birthday :) Quote
Viggen Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Happy Birthday. PS: Mods why don't ypu delete this guy? I know his feeble threats are hillarious but come on! Quote
Mr. T Posted October 23, 2007 Author Posted October 23, 2007 Happy Birthday. PS: Mods why don't ypu delete this guy? I know his feeble threats are hillarious but come on! Why not simply delete all infidels, and keep me instead? It would be far simpler to accomplish, and I can do a very much better job as moderator. Just look at what I did for Saddam. My threats are not feeble. They are not feeble at all. You must take them seriously. As the infidel cartoon child Bungholio would say, "Are you threatening me?" You see, I am now very well versed in the ways of the infidel. I have satellite television in my private retreat, so I can watch all the lies and propaganda. Quote
+suhsjake Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Soon CA will be in civil war, Pro-bob and anti-bob. BOB FOR THE WIN! Quote
Wolf65 Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 I belive Combat Ace will be invaded in search of weapons for mass destruction (don't worry guys, I hid them very well). Quote
+SayethWhaaaa Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Bob... you keep talking like a biotch, I'm gonna have to slap you like a biotch! :rofl: BTW, you don't have to worry aout a civil war here at CA. We were never that civil to begin with... Quote
+JediMaster Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 We were on the precipice of a War...of the Eels!! Quote
+Dave Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 We were on the precipice of a War...of the Eels!! Yes the war is coming folks and the eels are the ones we will be fighting..... Quote
Mr. T Posted October 23, 2007 Author Posted October 23, 2007 I do not understand this strange fascination that you have with eels. Eels are disgusting and unclean. Is this something that infidels normally occupy themselves with? Quote
Mr. T Posted October 23, 2007 Author Posted October 23, 2007 (edited) Yet another pair of infidels have survived to celebrate another year of existence. They are, Southernap, who has reached the final year of his twentieth decade. And, {FL}Hausser, who in three more years, will reach that point of no return in his life, the age of 40. Yes, infidel Hausser, I can assure as one of experience, that 40 years of age is not all that it is cracked up to be. I suppose that I must now mention something of eels (vile creatures), so that I maybe considered one of the cool and in crowd. So here I go. I have eels in my shoes. There, is that OK? Am I now one of the chosen? Edited October 23, 2007 by Baghdad Bob Quote
Viggen Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 On your shoes? Jeez man call a Jihad on your shoes then! When the eels attack, can I send one to USAFMTL? Quote
+JediMaster Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 The eels of war won't negotiate The eels of war don't capitulate, They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live You can knock at any door, But wherever you go, you know they've been there before Well winners can lose and things can get strained But whatever you change, you know the eels remain. Quote
Mr. T Posted October 28, 2007 Author Posted October 28, 2007 Two more infidels have reached a milestone today. They are Mad Mike, who has been with us 60 years this very day, and sharpwire, who is celebrating 39 years of existence. May all the eels you should encounter be happy, friendly ones. Quote
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