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Mr. T

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We are today announcing the birthdays of the following infidels.

 

Tazkiller who has reached the age of 45, and Kazama, who is today 27 years of age this very day.

 

I of course believe it all to be lies and propaganda started by the infidels who claim to have powers of moderation at this most deceitful of websites. I would beat them all like dogs with my shoes, had not the infidel American soldiers taken them for souvenirs.

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did somebody say Barf?

 

Barf, Puke, whats the difference? :biggrin:

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Happy Birthday.

 

PS: Mods why don't ypu delete this guy? I know his feeble threats are hillarious but come on!

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Happy Birthday.

 

PS: Mods why don't ypu delete this guy? I know his feeble threats are hillarious but come on!

 

Why not simply delete all infidels, and keep me instead? It would be far simpler to accomplish, and I can do a very much better job as moderator. Just look at what I did for Saddam.

 

My threats are not feeble. They are not feeble at all. You must take them seriously. As the infidel cartoon child Bungholio would say, "Are you threatening me?"

 

You see, I am now very well versed in the ways of the infidel. I have satellite television in my private retreat, so I can watch all the lies and propaganda.

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Bob... you keep talking like a biotch, I'm gonna have to slap you like a biotch! :rofl: :rofl:

 

BTW, you don't have to worry aout a civil war here at CA. We were never that civil to begin with... :biggrin:

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We were on the precipice of a War...of the Eels!!

 

Yes the war is coming folks and the eels are the ones we will be fighting.....

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I do not understand this strange fascination that you have with eels. Eels are disgusting and unclean. Is this something that infidels normally occupy themselves with?

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Yet another pair of infidels have survived to celebrate another year of existence.

 

They are, Southernap, who has reached the final year of his twentieth decade. And, {FL}Hausser, who in three more years, will reach that point of no return in his life, the age of 40. Yes, infidel Hausser, I can assure as one of experience, that 40 years of age is not all that it is cracked up to be.

 

I suppose that I must now mention something of eels (vile creatures), so that I maybe considered one of the cool and in crowd. So here I go.

 

I have eels in my shoes.

 

There, is that OK? Am I now one of the chosen?

Edited by Baghdad Bob

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On your shoes? Jeez man call a Jihad on your shoes then!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the eels attack, can I send one to USAFMTL?

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The eels of war won't negotiate

The eels of war don't capitulate,

They will take and you will give,

And you must die so that they may live

You can knock at any door,

But wherever you go, you know they've been there before

Well winners can lose and things can get strained

But whatever you change, you know the eels remain.

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Two more infidels have reached a milestone today. They are Mad Mike, who has been with us 60 years this very day, and sharpwire, who is celebrating 39 years of existence.

 

May all the eels you should encounter be happy, friendly ones.

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