More.....

[+Dave]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26604743

 

Ouch.....

 

Ok here is the semi contest.....find the weirdest news of the week and post it here.

[+column5]

Russia to ban South Park due to singing Christmas terd.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/story//nm/20080908/e...ia_southpark_dc

[thundercheif]

Heres a good one:

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26530713/

[sparkomatic]

CNN

Late Breaking News: Column5 Gets a Date

For decades, Column5 has resided in Memphis, TN, and never actually kissed a girl. That all potentially comes crashing to a halt with what one reporter called "just plain crazy talk" about him dating a person or persons unknown. http://www.cnn.com/

[+column5]

CNN

Late Breaking News: Column5 Gets a Date

For decades, Column5 has resided in Memphis, TN, and never actually kissed a girl. That all potentially comes crashing to a halt with what one reporter called "just plain crazy talk" about him dating a person or persons unknown. http://www.cnn.com/

 

What is so weird about that?

[sparkomatic]

Try this one then...

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/09/us/09brf...BRF.html?ref=us

[serverandenforcer]

Heres a good one:

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26530713/

 

 

First thing I read was the title and busted out laughing. Didn't need to read any further.

[+JediMaster]

This does it for me:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26611134/

 

I mean, what kind of pointless laws are these?

[herman01]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_ne...ory/785923.html

 

Where has the chivalry gone? Don't cops know the rules to a sword fight?

 

All joking aside it would be pretty scary if I guy was swinging at sword at you. I wouldn't have hesitated a second to shoot that crack head.

Edited September 9, 2008 by herman01

[eraser_tr]

"Prepare for...Unforssssseen Consssequencesssssss"

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24556999/

 

Experimenting with black holes and different dimensions....the Black Mesa incident from Half-Life becomes reality tomorrow.

 

Grab a crowbar and "watch out for the freakin head humpers!"

[super61]

http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/09/0514244

[+Fates]

This is Hilarious.

 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/bal...0,7676071.story

[+Fates]

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/22852564.html

[Silverbolt]

Man is fined for driving to 880 km / h in 1.0 car

 

 

A driver of Brasilia was fined on charges of driving to 880 km / h in a street of Niteroi in Rio de Janeiro. According to the DFTV, the food engineer ,Rafael de Andrade, owner of a 1.0 car , was caught by a radar .and received punishment of $ 127.69. The place was the maximum speed of 60 km / h.

 

Andrade has refused to pay the fine and came through in the Department of Transit (Detran) from Niteroi (RJ), which has not suspended the punishment. Already the Detran of Brasilia says the document comes out of the car only if he paid the debt.

 

To get an idea, the speed measured by the radar equate to more than four times the average speed of the fastest lap of English Lewis Hamilton (208 km / h) in the training free of this Friday for the Grand Prix of Canada Formula 1 . Hamilton was the fastest of the day.

[thundercheif]

Who won?

[+littlesmoke]

I know the 'contest' is over, but check out this ass

[+Typhoid]

"880 km / h in 1.0 car"

 

he went that fast in a car!!!!!?

 

[+pcpilot]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26604743

 

Ouch.....

 

 

Quote from the article..."Police are processing the condom for fingerprint and DNA evidence."

 

Things that make ya go...