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Yeah, I would love to know where they get the money to afford them. Oh wait, its from public assistance and other stuff, thats how.

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and its not ok for the Octomom to have 8 but 19 is perfectly alright. :good:

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Oh I agree completely Dave.

 

 

LMFAO she said she was completely surprised. NO s**t LADY, thats what happens when u have sex with NO CONTRACEPTION.

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Kind of reminds me of an old joke concerning two guys and car keys.

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Normally I would insert and Arkansas Joke....but I'll refrain.

 

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The family's reality show, originally titled "17 Kids and Counting," chronicles the conservative Baptists as they raise and homeschool their offspring.

 

That's where the money is coming from, that blight of television called reality TV that was supposed to have died out years ago. Damn dancing shows revived the whole concept.

 

Probably related to my past psychology professor. I had the witch 3 semesters in a row (not my choice it was a required sequence and shes the only one teaching it) She was pregnant all 3 semesters, each with a different kid.

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Elizabeth Hasselback should do the same. I think she is trying to keep up with everyone else in the "I'm pregnant again and demand your attention" sweepstakes, just one at a time and inperpetuity.

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Anyone ever see a vag that's had a few kids spit thru it? How does the guy still find that abused thing attractive?

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Anyone ever see a vag that's had a few kids spit thru it? How does the guy still find that abused thing attractive?

 

Unless you get a C-section. She must have gotten 19 of them because if she delivered 19 kids normally, she'd have drawn a line in the sand and said "NO MORE" after about 3.

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Not defending nor condemning, but some people claim the religion angle. "The bible says....." and so they believe they have to comply. Not taking a position as many do not share my point of view on religion. Just throwing it out there as a possible motive.

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Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

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Homer: I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your

womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant.

Marge: Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother.

Homer: C'mon, Marge, we're a team. It's uter-US, not uter-YOU.

Marge: Forget it!

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Wow, with a name like Jim Bob..... It's quit alright though, after the bombs fall and most of the world is destroyed, then we will need women like that to repopulate. The males will grow and become the hunter-gatherers, and females will be the breeders. I have forseen it; it is the only way we will survive. WE MUST CROSS POLLINATE NOW!!!!

 

 

/I need to quit playing Fallout 3.

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Sounds like my maths teacher while I was doing my last two years of highschool, 5th year she goes off after 2 months to be replaced by a tech teacher (go figure), 6th year she shows up in time for the finals replacing a substitute that actually had a maths degree... think she had about 9 kids by the time I left.

 

Craig

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The thing that Jen and I figured out is that every child in that family must be neglected in some emotional way. I know they all say that they're cool with it on camera and for the press, but get real (unless they're brainwashed, which is a strong possibility). I say have the family move to china.

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