Spare a thought for Olham

[UK_Widowmaker]

He is probably still stuck visiting his relatives (snowed in)

 

Actually....thinking about it....Now might be a good time to go and Straffe his Airfield!!..MUHahahahahahahahahaha

[+RAF_Louvert]

.

 

hee hee...and steal his beer supply.

 

.

[Rickitycrate]

and his stash of girlie mags

[Slartibartfast]

Dont forget the Cigars and the good china... and his Schnapps Supply..

[zoomzoom]

Ahem.... sorry English chappies.....those of us in his Jasta have already appropriated those items.

 

ZZ.

[Slartibartfast]

Right where's the bullets and bombs... ???

[Bandy]

Got dibs on his Jagermeister and Kirschwasser if any is left...

[Pappy55]

Got dibs on his Jagermeister and Kirschwasser if any is left...

 

I like Jagermeister too

 

poured over ice with some redbull

[Rickitycrate]

Party at Olhams place, everyone's invited! BYOB so you don't go without.

[+Polovski]

BYOB bring your own Bomb?

[Rickitycrate]

Bomb, booze or babe. They all fit the picture somehow.

[Von Paulus]

Party?? I love parties!

[+Polovski]

Or all three sounds like a party !

[+RAF_Louvert]

.

 

So...it's BYOBBB then.

 

.

[Rickitycrate]

No wonder I like you guys so much

[Duce Lewis]

I love parties ...painting parties!

Let us paint Herr Olham's beloved Albatross Pink!

[VonGuber]

Actually, I was thinking of painting mine pink, but only if and when my pilot survives and gets 50 confirmed...so not likely.

 

Ok, let's paint Olhams' bird pink.

[Bullethead]

Let us paint Herr Olham's beloved Albatross Pink!

 

That's good for a start but why stop there?' Let's take the firing pins out of his Spandaus and re-rig his control cables so that moving the stick left gives up elevator and back gives left aileron. We could tie a number of sandbags to the interal part of his tailskid structure. Due to the blockade, we can't put sugar in his fuel tank, but we can at least put a turnip (about all we've got to eat at present) down his exhaust pipe. And last but not least, we can take the bullet magnets out of our planes and stick them all to his seat

[+RAF_Louvert]

.

 

...and paint British roundels on his kite and change his personal logo to a cup of tea.

 

.

[Bullethead]

...and paint British roundels on his kite and change his personal logo to a cup of tea.

 

Well then, you have your orders. I expect to see Lou's version of Olham's ride in about 7 days

[Rickitycrate]

That would be a fine welcome back present for our Deutsche Held.

[+RAF_Louvert]

.

 

 

Something along the lines of this perhaps...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.

[VonGuber]

Lou, that's great! Can you zip it up and we'll tell him we have a new skin for him when he's back?

[Baldric]

Absolutely brilliant, Lou.

 

Surprised no one went after his secret stash of 1912 Moselle. <burps> Oops excuse moi.

[Check Six]

You guys are lucky our mate Olham has a great sense of humour. "spare a thought for Olham" is what they called this thread, yet all you've done is to take FULL advantage of his absence, painting his crate, taking his grog, partying at his place. Tsk Tsk.

 

 

Allow him to rest and don't raise his anger when he returns, lest you suffer at the business end of his spandaus (not that he needs any excuse to shred the crumpet craft).

 

Have a good break, Herr Olham. Upon your return, please have a little mercy on us, a little of the "Knights of the Air" chivalry.

 

(Now, where is that emoticon for "Tongue In Cheek"?).

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Edited January 7, 2010 by Check Six