UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!' Edited February 26, 2012 by UK_Widowmaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted February 26, 2012 That is hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MAKO69 186 Posted February 26, 2012 Oh M G laughed so hard I went into a coughing, air gasping fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) All right, another one: passenger to a (maybe a bit robust-) stewardess: "Hey, since when are we served aboard by peasant women? Answer: "Since we transport cattle sir ......" Edited February 26, 2012 by Derk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+whiteknight06604 934 Posted February 26, 2012 ! nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
