"My 1.000 Lives as a German OFF-Pilot"

[Olham 164]

Everyone and their dog are writing their memoirs these days - so I thought to myself: why not me?

Printers and publishers fight a tough battle for markets. They even have spies, and one such spy

found out, that Dej as well as RAF_Louvert are planning to write a book about their numerous

adventures during their OFF campaigns. So I had to be quicker, and really - we have the title done

today. Well, almost. My publishers are yet trying to work out a deal with OBD Software about the

use of the OFF-Emblem. So far, I heard that Winder wantes a whole case of 24 year old Scotch

Single Malt Whisky, while Pol wants additional hours per day for sleeping, and completing WOFF.

My publishers now try to find ways how to achieve that.

 

Here's my book, Dej and Lou - beat that - Mmuahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

 

 

Edited June 24, 2012 by Olham

[JimAttrill 24]

Please tell us who are those pilots? I recognise only a few of them

Edited June 24, 2012 by JimAttrill

[+elephant 36]

 

[Hauksbee 103]

You just know this is going to be a juicy, tell-all book.

[Olham 164]

Jim, which ones do you recognise?

[Hasse Wind 46]

 

My OFF autobiography would be like McCudden's Five Years in the Royal Flying Corps - the main character dies before the war is over.

[Cody Coyote 1]

Nice Olham. Will there be an English language version?

[angles1100 0]

Lol great stuff i'm not sure but I bet some of those guys are related

 

 

 

 

 

cheers

[Olham 164]

Nice Olham. Will there be an English language version?

Not sure yet, Cody - Norman Franks and Peter Kilduff are fighting about the rights!

[Hasse Wind 46]

Lol great stuff i'm not sure but I bet some of those guys are related

 

 

A big family with several brothers serving as pilots maybe?

[HumanDrone 4]

I recognize ALL of them...

[Olham 164]

A big family with several brothers serving as pilots maybe?

Quite close!

People with multiple personalities can have quite a big family.

That might also explain, why there are so many ghosts round our house.

Mmuahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

 

[Bullethead 12]

I expect an autographed copy, in return for a copy of my OFF memoir, "Fee? Fie! Ho-hum... I smell the burning flesh of an Englishman" :).

[RAF_Louvert 101]

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They even have spies, and one such spy found out, that Dej as well as RAF_Louvert are planning to write a book about their numerous adventures during their OFF campaigns.

 

You are more correct than you know, mein Freund.

 

As to your book Olham, and yours as well BH, I will of course be expecting autographed advanced copies of each.

 

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[Olham 164]

As soon as either Kilduff or Franks have translated it, I will sign copies for you guys.

Well, and as soon as my many egos have fought out, wether I will sign as Wolfram Harms,

Werner Jeschonnek or Alfred... - aerh... - what's the matter? Aw, shut up, Juergen Mahlow,

I know you are there too; I know you are all keen on signing the book!

Guys, sorry, now they have stolen my pen...

Come here, you gawd-damn lot! Here! ...

[von Baur 54]

Well, I don't know who they are, but #11 and #15 look as thought they'd just sat on a pickelhaube. And #5 looks like he put it there.

[angles1100 0]

Now I dont want to spread any rumors but...... I heard theres a movie offer as well , dare I say "Von Olham and Brown" .

 

 

 

 

 

cheers

[Crossbones 1]

Great job guys. I really enjoyed a good laugh.

 

Crossbones

[Wayfarer 5]

Olham, just out of interest, which would be your favourite photograph out of all these very fine fliers?

[Olham 164]

Impossible for me to say - there are at least 5 I like best, Wayfarer.