My friend, what you said above isn't Bond. Its what the movies turned him into. James Bond comes from the mind of Ian Flaming, his books are the standards by which the movies should of taken after. The most movie Bonds is Bond only by name. Craig was the closest to the books followed by Connery. As much as I love the Bond series and I own every movie, I think Mr Fleming would be quite disappointed to see what they have done to his James Bond. But unfortunately to those that have only seen the movies, you are missing out on who and what James Bond really is and therefore your frame of reference is very very tainted. Read the books and find out what the series really is about then get back to us. Its the only way you will truly understand.
Do they still make X rated movies?