ONETINSOLDIER

sometimes being a little nuts is a good thing, trust me and besides, ANYONE who came outta nam still breathing has got respect from me

I got a sled if you can bring the jet,,,,hee hee http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf7_1292774776

ATTENTION ON DECK

what fubar said:salute:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76c_1288928749

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about the problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight . Never let it be said that ground crews lack sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last.................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.

I used to live in a little town in nevada called Battle Mountain where you could drive a couple minutes and be away from everything manmade where it was competely silent. The first time some friends from out of town came to see me we went for a drive in the desert and it was strange to see how uncomfortable they became with the absence of background noise. Funny how we become accustomed to things and the way we react without them.

id love to see some old fisherman paddle up to it in his dingy, look at it and go,"pfffft" , and paddle away, lol

Sounds like you and the wife raised a fine son, congratulations to all of you.

This is what happens when you dont watch network news any more, I have no idea what you guys are talkin bout, buried in a mine for two months? escape capsule? whaaaaa?

I can understand his disapointment

he is the man that made the world as we know it possible, Edison basically had him beat down

The next stop,,,,,,,THE TWILIGHT ZONE. sounds interesting

Damn, am I too old at 50 to sign up? Id whoop some butt on these whipper snappers!

what did I miss? what did I miss? :P

My nephew recently came home on his first leave and has brought home some strange news. Now, granted I was only an army brat of the 60's, but I figure I got my 9 years in , in a roundabout way, but I got just one question. Who fooked up my beloved army!?!?!?!? He says he hasnt shined one pair of freakin boots, and that airborne dont even wear corchorans and blouse thier trousers. What the hell happened? And whats with this "relaxed" basic training? WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?

http://www.airlineroutemaps.com/ easily found

all kidding aside, these seem to be some big names in the list of men about to testify on this subject, and if youre going to say they are just crackpots, then thats even scarier than if there are flying saucers monitoring our icbm sites, because these re some damn important jobs,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=190_1285189453 A hovering disc shaped object, hmmmm, I wonder what that could be? Let the denials begin!

seems a lot of pilots lately are making some manuvers at low altitudes and getting in,,uhm,,,trouble ,, http://www.liveleak....=0aa_1285338259 would you try this at such a low altitude in your 40,000,000 dollar fighter jet?

not a very long video, nice plane tho, http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ad_1285266349

one helluva hedge trimmer http://www.liveleak....=cfd_1284872050 tired of all those pesky trees in your way? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2a_1196658872

lol, someone finally noticed!