+Dave Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 I mean they always come in handy in a thread some where...... But USAFMTL surely you can't be serious? I am serious and don't call me Shirley. Quote
+Dagger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 nervous? yes first time? no..I've been nervous before. Quote
+Dave Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether. [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying. Quote
+Dagger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 we have clearence Clarence roger Roger whats our vector Victor? Quote
+Dagger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 OK you know it had to happen..youtube shows up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFPYMjUH6oY...ted&search= this is one of my favorite parts.. Quote
+Dagger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Over Macho Grande? No, I'll Never Get Over Macho Grande Please don't get me started..this is one my all time favorite movies! and Blazing Saddles. Quote
GASCAN39 Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 In the ATC - "Bad News, Sir; the fog is getting thicker" "And Leon is getting LAARRRGERRRR" Quote
firehawkordy Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue. Quote
+Dave Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines Quote
firehawkordy Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Quote
super61 Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Quote
+FOTF Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "This fog is getting thicker." "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." Quote
+FastCargo Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "What kind of plane is it? " "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol. " ------ "Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash. " ------ "Passengers certain to die!" "Airline negligent. " "There's a sale at Penney's! " ------ "All right, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo!" Quote
Redddevil911 Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "We need to get to an hospital". "What is it"? "It's a big building full of doctors and nurse, but that not important right now"! "O flight attentant I speak jive" Two kids sitting in the seats little girl and boy, Boy ask girl if she would like a cup of coffee, the girl replies. Yes please i take my coffee like i take my men hot and black! Did you guys notice in the movie that the airport security then is the same as now the guys with all theguys get thru and the little old lady gets her A$$ kicked! Quote
Caesar Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before? No, sir, I've never been in a plane before. You ever...seen a grown man naked? <later> Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? <even later> Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? --------------- Have you ever flown a multi-engined airplane before? No. Gah, it's a God-damned waste of time! Look, you gotta talk him down, get him to crash into the lake or something, save innocent lives. Quote
+JediMaster Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 I guess the hand's on the other foot now, eh, Kramer? Alright boys, let's take some pictures. *all rush to yank pictures off the walls of the office* "I'll take the Focke-Wulf!" I have to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...concentrate... I have to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...concentrate... Hello???Hello???Hello???Hello??? Echo...Echo...Echo...Echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota... What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna. Captain, how soon can you land? I can't tell. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. No. I mean I'm just not sure. Well, can't you take a guess? Not for another 2 hours. You can't take a guess for another 2 hours? No, I can't land for another 2 hours! Quote
+JediMaster Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. When will you be back? I can't tell you that. It's classified. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. We have clearance Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower's radio clearance, over! That's Clarence Oveur! Over. Roger. Huh? Roger, over. Huh? Huh? Quote
DirtyBirdFA Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 *note: not word for word, but you get the jist of it* Rex Kramer: Who's flying the plane? Dude: Striker, sir. Rex Kramer: Striker,.. striker? (suddenly a female tower attendant gets punched in the background) HAHA. Great movie! Quote
firehawkordy Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Johnny, what do you make of this? I can make broche, or a flower, or a pterydactil. To the Tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Quote
+BUFF Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Randy : Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Randy : Oh, good. Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph! Stewardess Randy: Excuse me sir, there has been a little problem in the cockpit... Ted Striker: The cockpit? What is it? Randy: It's the little room in front of the plane where the pilot's in, but that's not important right now. Quote
+JediMaster Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Well, my goodness, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he? Quote
+Fubar512 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 "Do you know what it's like to get kicked in the head......with an iron boot? No, of course you don't....forget I mentioned it." Quote
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