Growler67 Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 In the context of Sanitation Engineer and Cranial Flatulation represent a Refuse Collector and a Brain Fart. How big and important sounding can you make your job description? We sat up here at work a couple of years ago, just after the Cav got deployed to Bosnia, and came up with this: "Trans-atmospheric Spatial Relationship Co-ordinators" for Air Traffic Controllers. Give it a try, it might be fun considering some of the latest news and stuff. Quote
Seawolf Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 "Aviation Anti-Submarine Warfare Operator" or SENSO (that was a long time ago though.lol) today since I work on aircraft I dont know how long I can make Aircraft Mechanic sound.lol "Aviation Mechanical service for pilot safety of flight" or Grease Monkey aka- little black box swapper LOL Quote
navychief Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 Well, lets see. For 20 years, I was a: Aviation Structual Mechanic (Egress Systems). Retired as an AMEC. Also worked for The Home Depot for 3 1/2 yrs; then got injured, told Home Depot to kisss my a.s.s., and walked out the door. They kept forcing me to do things that were injuring me even further, and I got tired of arguing with the idiots. First time I ever walked out on a job, and I still don't regret it. What do I do now? Whatever the heck I feel like doing. Actually, my wife and I started an animal rescue about three months ago. Since we got state certified, we have have adopted out 89 animals; of which a third are puppies, and the rest are kittens. Most of my day is spent cleaning up after the kittens. A LOT of cat litter boxes. So.....I guess my new title is: S.L.J.C.P.O.....or......S.h.i.t.t.y Little Job Chief Petty Officer! My only relief from all of this is Flight Sims......thank goodness for that, eh? Navychief Quote
mdcable Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 Nuclear weapons specialist ( bomb loader ) retired living in Mexico and loving it!!! mdcable :D Quote
Beer Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 Half the year "Penetration" is my business, I ensure the drillship goes nowhere fast, if anywhere at all. Collateral duties include that there is Love, Peace, and Harmony between the various Departments on the Drillship, lastly I feel obligated to ensure that the food is fit for consumption for my crew (the more you eat the more you make???). The other half of the year I Beta Beer Test, currently I pretty much play Petes Wicked Seasonal Beers, my favorite maps are Petes Wicked Strawberry Blonde, and Petes Wicked Winter Ale. The downside is this type of testing is pay as you play... :? I am sidelining for some video stuff...but there is not that much demand for Fat White guys...seems Drew Carey and Ron Jeremy have the Niche locked up. From my Signature, the P-3 on the Left represents my NAVCOM/TACCO Days with the Navy, the center my Beer Beta testing and gaming days, and the right is My Drillship days. (Thanks Fates for making the Banner) Cheers Beer Quote
Scout_51 Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 I am sidelining for some video stuff...but there is not that much demand for Fat White guys...seems Drew Carey and Ron Jeremy have the Niche locked up.Cheers Beer you forgetting michael moore........ :roll: Quote
navychief Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 you forgetting michael moore........ :roll: Michael Moore is a joke. If there was ever an argument FOR birth control, it is that idiot. What a waste of human flesh. Navychief Quote
navychief Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 Ooops, It was the first time I tried the "quote" function. It was Scout51 that mentioned Michael-the-idiot-Moore. Sorry, Beer! Navychief Quote
Beer Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 Yep...Drew Carey and Ron Jermey are cool... Moore is not worthy of mention IMHO. Cheers Beer Quote
Scout_51 Posted August 30, 2003 Posted August 30, 2003 you forgetting michael moore........ :roll: Michael Moore is a joke. If there was ever an argument FOR birth control' date=' it is that idiot. What a waste of human flesh. Navychief[/quote'] In his case the dog DID beat his daddy over the fence...... Quote
snapple2993 Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 I didn't know he was in demand. Didn't he win an award for some sh*tty homemade movie??? I dont know, I dont watch award shows... except for the NHL awards. Quote
Agent Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Im new to these forums so....hi :D. Im at college at the moment but also work at Waitrose on the service counters. Agent Quote
CowboyTodd41 Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 go to school, stare at hot chicks, what a great job Quote
+pcpilot Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Im a prima-donna butt and nose wiping, toilet cleaning, bugger bustin', loogie smearing, glass-cleaning, gopher guy...aka school custodian and actually like it. Its the most stress free real physical labor job Ive had in some time. :) 14 years prior service Marine Corps and Navy as a Boatswainmate, aka REAL SAILOR. Worked in the Copper mines in Arizona, land surveying in Ca., highway road crew in Oregon, ranchhand, rodeo cowboy, truck driver, Able seaman unlimited, store clerk, building maintenance, civil engineering and electro-mechanical drafter, church elder, and daddy. I can spit and hit your boot 10 feet away, string barbed wire with one eye closed and one arm behind my back, ride a bucking pony till he dont wanna anymore, and get shot down at sims faster than any of you here today... ;) Quote
Dutchy Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 I work 40 hours in a week. And spend my money at a bar in the weekend. Quote
Dagger Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 not exactly sure what you'd call my job..but here it is Quote
Scout_51 Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 not exactly sure what you'd call my job..but here it is ohh very nice thing to handle tailgaters with........ Quote
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