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USA vs Russia

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Reminds me of an old Yakov Smirnoff joke.

 

In Russia we have saying: Women are like buses.

That's it. Women are like buses.

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Or this old one.

 

What is the perfect day for a Westerner ? Come across the girl of his dreams, bring splendid dinner in a restaurant, to check the most luxurious hotel room, spend the night with the girl and wake up the next morning to learn that everything is free.

Now, what is the perfect day for a Russian ? It is to be woken up at 3.00 a.m, open the door to see two F.S.B men in black who asks him "Mr. Kirov ?" and respond "It's in front" then go back to sleep.

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In Russia you do not carry log, in Russia the log carries you...

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Old TV commercial with Russian fashion show...

"Day Wear"...

"Evening Wear"...

"Swim Wear"...

With all of the fashions looking identical and being little better than potato sacks and the model looking much like the lady carrying the log.

 

Found a link:

 

Didn't even remember it was a Wendy's commercial... which is an epic fail for the advertising agency because as intended I never forgot the commercial, but had no clue what they were advertising :)

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During the Cold War, the Americans tried to impress the Russians about their own manly abilities, by ordering large quantities of condoms designed for 8"-long stuff. When they received their order, the boxes displayed: "Kondoms 20 cms - Small size".

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