RogerSmith Posted December 17, 2012 Author Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) Prepare for me to ruin your childhoods :D and some other video Edited December 17, 2012 by RogerSmith 1 Quote
zzzspace Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 I do like a good pub band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mMM77ldrfV4 1 Quote
hrc Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 Great impersonation of a great movie. Good thing I didn't serve in the army cause I wouldn't stop laughing! 1 Quote
+daddyairplanes Posted December 19, 2012 Posted December 19, 2012 you want random? i'll give you random. had this sprung on me in kuwait earlier this year. sadly its not the worst one....... 1 Quote
RogerSmith Posted December 21, 2012 Author Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Edited December 21, 2012 by RogerSmith 1 Quote
hrc Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless! It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Leave him alone Edited December 21, 2012 by hrc 2 Quote
B52STRATO Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 ohhh c*ap... still these birthdays/anniversaries dates !! I found an easy solution to retain those ones: birthdays and months are or a disaster or a battle date. More simply whats the difference between a Woman and a cyclone ? No one ! At the beginning it comes tiny and slowly. And after some times it leaves with your house and car ! Quote
RogerSmith Posted January 6, 2013 Author Posted January 6, 2013 A guy walks into an auto parts store says "I would like a wiper blade for my Prius". The man behind the counter says "sounds like a fair trade to me". 1 Quote
hrc Posted January 13, 2013 Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) Two Saskatchewan farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer." Edited January 13, 2013 by hrc 2 Quote
B52STRATO Posted January 13, 2013 Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) A man is near to commit suicide from a bridge. A tramp arrives and asks him: -"Hey ! Why you will do it ?! Are you crazy ?!" -"No please, don't try to stop me" says the man, "I lost my job, my wife and my car in just a week, my life is finished..." -"Ho ho ho, you had to say it right now man ! It turns out that I am a FAIRY, and I can fulfill you a vow !" -"What ? You say that if I want my wife back, and billions you will give me them ?!" -"Agree boy. But... here comes a little problem... you see, far far away, a mad witch cast spell and transformed me into this bum. And to become a fairy again I will need..." -"Oh yeah I know, you need a kiss. So come here in my arms !" -"Sorry boy, it doesn't work like this... I need to make anal sex with you." -"A... an.. anal sex ?!" -"Yep boy, it's the only way !" So the man goes down the edge of the bridge and drop his pants. -"Ok, just wait time to get on my wand and... here we go boy !!!" The tramp looks to the helpless man. -"So, do you feel the charm now ?" -"Hay ! Oh ! Yeah, I think so..." -"Yeah ! By the way, tell me boy... how old are you now ?" -"35. Why ?" -"And at 35 old you still believe in FAIRY ?!" Edited January 13, 2013 by B52STRATO 1 Quote
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