Post random things thread

[RogerSmith]

[RogerSmith]

Prepare for me to ruin your childhoods :D

 

 

and some other video

 

Edited December 17, 2012 by RogerSmith

[zzzspace]

I do like a good pub band.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mMM77ldrfV4

[RogerSmith]

[macelena]

[hrc]

Great impersonation of a great movie.

Good thing I didn't serve in the army cause I wouldn't stop laughing!

[+daddyairplanes]

you want random? i'll give you random. had this sprung on me in kuwait earlier this year.

sadly its not the worst one.......

[RogerSmith]

[B52STRATO]

The power of editing

[Gr.Viper]

[RogerSmith]

Edited December 21, 2012 by RogerSmith

[hrc]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

 

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

 

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Leave him alone

Edited December 21, 2012 by hrc

[B52STRATO]

ohhh c*ap... still these birthdays/anniversaries dates !! I found an easy solution to retain those ones: birthdays and months are or a disaster or a battle date. More simply whats the difference between a Woman and a cyclone ? No one ! At the beginning it comes tiny and slowly. And after some times it leaves with your house and car !

[RogerSmith]

[B52STRATO]

You will not steal me !

[B52STRATO]

Peoples finally made it...

[Nesher]

[hrc]

Santa is on his way!

[RogerSmith]

Meanwhile in the year 2004

 

[B52STRATO]

Small back on the last 24H

 

[RogerSmith]

A guy walks into an auto parts store says "I would like a wiper blade for my Prius". The man behind the counter says "sounds like a fair trade to me".

[RogerSmith]

best post ever

 

[Ruggbutt]

Sometimes I pulsate.

 

 

 

That is all.

[hrc]

Two Saskatchewan farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

 

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

Edited January 13, 2013 by hrc

[B52STRATO]

A man is near to commit suicide from a bridge. A tramp arrives and asks him:

-"Hey ! Why you will do it ?! Are you crazy ?!"

-"No please, don't try to stop me" says the man, "I lost my job, my wife and my car in just a week, my life is finished..."

-"Ho ho ho, you had to say it right now man ! It turns out that I am a FAIRY, and I can fulfill you a vow !"

-"What ? You say that if I want my wife back, and billions you will give me them ?!"

-"Agree boy. But... here comes a little problem... you see, far far away, a mad witch cast spell and transformed me into this bum. And to become a fairy again I will need..."

-"Oh yeah I know, you need a kiss. So come here in my arms !"

-"Sorry boy, it doesn't work like this... I need to make anal sex with you."

-"A... an.. anal sex ?!"

-"Yep boy, it's the only way !"

So the man goes down the edge of the bridge and drop his pants.

-"Ok, just wait time to get on my wand and... here we go boy !!!"

The tramp looks to the helpless man.

-"So, do you feel the charm now ?"

-"Hay ! Oh ! Yeah, I think so..."

-"Yeah ! By the way, tell me boy... how old are you now ?"

-"35. Why ?"

-"And at 35 old you still believe in FAIRY ?!"

Edited January 13, 2013 by B52STRATO