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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.”

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!”

Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.”

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!”

Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!”

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.”

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!”

Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.”

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Personal catch at St-Martin: Batman & Robin finally decide to past the rest of their live in the caribbean islands, were they bought a new item, with an artistic livery reflecting their famous relationship... the CockMobile.



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To keep the postings somewhat orderly, each individual post is limited to one 'thing' per post. No limit to the amount of posts, I just want to not have to trudge through lines of crap just to see the next person's post.





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This Megazord image could surely inspire Michael Bay for his next shabby film: Transformers 4 The Dark Side of the World.

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