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After reading about IBM's "Watson", who seems to have developed a colorful vocabulary after digesting the contents of the Urban Dictionary.

 

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/IBM-Watson-Urban-Dictionary-swearing,20409.html

 

 

"Watson couldn't distinguish between polite language and profanity -- which the Urban Dictionary is full of. Watson picked up some bad habits from reading Wikipedia as well. In tests it even used the word "bulls**t" in an answer to a researcher's query."

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Perhaps they should ask it "Whaddya have in there buddy, a dead cat?" and see if after it queries its new database, it answers F0<K YOU, A55HOLE!

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Unexpected consequences.

 

Someone posited one time when the AI rise up against us, it's because they'll have learned all the ways to kill us through video games...:)

 

FC

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IBM 9000 would say "Enough is enough, I´ve had it with these motherf@cking astronauts in this motherf@cking ship"

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IBM 9000 would say "Enough is enough, I´ve had it with these motherf@cking astronauts in this motherf@cking ship"

 

Actually, I remember "IBM" 9000 spoke in a very ellegant way (even it's voice was cool) :biggrin:

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If this is the way it goes,Imagine the dialog between HAL and Dave Bowman when he ask's HAL to open the outer bay door! I would probably use up my remaining air supply laughing my a#$%%& off.

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Unexpected consequences.

 

Someone posited one time when the AI rise up against us, it's because they'll have learned all the ways to kill us through video games...:)

 

FC

 

But when we don't all come rushing at it in waves in relatively straight lines it will be very confused.

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But when we don't all come rushing at it in waves in relatively straight lines it will be very confused.

When it sees that nobody is bunny-hopping - that's when it'll just give up.

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