I just looked, and I'm right out of parrots.
I see. I see. I get the picture.
I've got a slug.
Does it talk?
Not really.
Then it's hardly a replacement then.
Look, if you go down to my brother's store in Bolton, he's got one and he'll be happy to replace it.
Bolton, eh? Very well.
*goes to Bolton*
This is Bolton, is it?
(with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch.
That's inter-city rail for you.
*returns*
I understand this IS Bolton.
(still with the fake mustache) Yes?
You told me it was Ipswitch!
It was a pun.
A PUN?!?
No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
A palindrome...?
Yeah, that's it!
It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
Well, what do you want?
I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!