"Oh that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor. All the time, putt putt putt putt putt putt *putting/coughing sounds*"
Foghorn: "Pay attention, son, look at me when I'm talking to ya."
"Now who's repsons, I say, who's responsible for this unwarranted attack upon my person?"
"Now wait a minute son, you paid no attention, you're starting too big! You gotta walk before you can run. Start small and, look at me when I'm talking to ya son, I say start SMALL and work up! Now try again, boy! Kids nowadays, they know it all."
"Pay attention to me, boy! I'm not just talkin to hear my head roar!"
"Say something! Explain yourself! Your tongue's flappin but no noise is coming out of your big mouth!"
"That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
"Now what, I say, what's the big idea bashin me on the noggin with a rolling pin? Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads!"
Of course, who can forget the classic:
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you lose me, and you'll be left alone, oh baby, come on and tell me I'm your own..."