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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. Just wish I could find the Old Origin Game Strike Commander somewhere
  2. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260297/Bomb-expert-Captain-Wayne-Owers-defused-93-devices-receive-medal.html?ITO=1490 Brave, courageous and probably a wee bit mad!...But you cannot fail to have respect for this level of Guts!
  3. Quite possibly...sorry if thats the case
  4. Think i may treat myself to the Tex Murphy games. Under a Killing Moon was good fun...didn't realise there were sequels! Thanks for the headsup Winston
  5. Not very professional to say the least! (someones gonna be in a whole heap of trouble) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8547875.stm
  6. Just went to download a file..and it appears that the screenshot's have vanished? (OFF and FE) Is it me?
  7. Hahahahaha....excellent!...thanks
  8. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/8583263.stm Even the Best come unstuck sometimes Glad they're both Alive
  9. I'm a No Vote...Purely because I am happy with the way things are. If anything, they should have a minimum speed...as the RPM of the Camel and the Pfaltz are so far apart..you would struggle to bridge the Gap with the Golden Mile Bridge
  10. Shoot down as many Huns as possible!!
  11. Nice 1 Morris...you lucky SOB
  12. I think he's a twat
  13. Yes, great site (think I may have a stab at doing the Black DFW )
  14. PRICELESS WORDS A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!" Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN! I'M MARRIED!" Moral : Self-induced hangover - £100.00 Broken crockery - £200.00 Breakfast - £10.00 Saying exactly the right thing to your Wife, whilst completely Rat-Arsed?...... PRICELESS
  15. EEEK...Sorry Suicidal..I only just noticed you had posted on here!..I feel really guilty now...didn't want to offend anyone...hope I didn't offend you It's just I kinda like the picture...I am a bit Macabre anyways...I often have rather destructive desktops (just makes me feel glad I aint sitting in them) What I really like about this photo..is that the Ejector Seats have been 'fired'...and I wonder what the story behind that is...cos they don't look like they've crashed or anything...more like blown over in the wind!) No offense intended
  16. Here's mine depicting the Argentine Air Force after the Falklands War
  17. Well, I can't comment myself,as I have never played it..BUT I have two friends who swear it's the best game out there re:Space type thing...and it's been around a while...never heard anything bad from it's devotees
  18. Wow!..perfect!...thank you very much mdatelmi
  19. Yep...I had better get on with Knitting my Asbestos Underpants Slarti
  20. She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch)
  21. Hi Guys Can anyone give me a quick run down on making a picture look very old using Photoshop? Thanks
  22. Hahha..yep RC..best place to be after I have had my favourite Chicken Fajitas!!
  23. Hahaha...Thanks Olham. Just a jokey email I got this morning, so thought I'd post it!...Mrs Widowmaker is a lovely woman..and I have no complaints (well, it would be nice to Fart occasionally..but hey!)
  24. It's tough just keeping a job in the current economic climate throughout the Western Hemisphere...so nice 1 m8
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