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Skyviper

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  1. Skyviper

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    So I was talking to my buddy Pete the other day and he told me I had no sense of humor. I shrugged and told him that no one can be funny like him. He said he got that from his parents. I told him that his parents had a really great sense of humor and how they had some really funny jokes. I also mentioned that they made a joke funnier than the rest. He asked what me the joke was and I looked at him and said "you." (true story slightly edited for your enjoyment)
  2. I wonder if I can do that in America. Also along these lines something else you might like to do I got this idea watching a show of Strek Trek with the Ferangi entering a home. They charge admission to entering a home when a guest comes over. I like that idea. People stop by they pay you a few bucks for entering your house. So know you're making money off the phone calls and entry. I really want to do this so when the tele marketers call it will actually pay off. Shoot I'd give my number out to every last add company out there and let them call me all they want too (might set up a seperate line and set that sucker to ring on silent or something.) Thanks for sharing that I can make a killing doing that.
  3. So I took a blast to the past ... Yeah that's right Top Gun on NES brought back some memories both good and bad. ... Landing on the carrier is still a pain in the ass. Found this to be a bit funny too knowing what I know now. But I moved on from Top Gun and into another favorite of mine. I gather that pretty much every mission consists of you rescuing people and these guys needing you to help out because all of this dangerous stuff is right your alley. I didn't have time to snap a picture of a fifty jets taking on a lone helicopter and shooting a crap load of blue staticy balls a.k.a missiles. But I did snap a picture of the take off sequence that featured and the refueling scene. Then I went to a favorite from back in younger years ... F-15 Super Strike Eagle :) Its a Carrier based F-15 with Maverick missiles that destroy entire Airfields in one shot, take out four tanks or scuds with one shot, destroy a cruiser in one shot ... its still fun to play. Carrier Launch A little air to air action I figured I share these photos with you guys.
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  4. I remember talking with thirdwire a long time ago about certain aspects of their engine. They mentioned that the costs were astronomical and that certain features were left out so they wouldn't alienate a certain crowd. Unfortunately they felt as if they already had which killed their market. Personally I would like to manually target objects using the FLIR camera as there are times in game targeting system does not select a target of interest. It would also add a new dynamic to the game with the ability for a fighter craft to laser designate targets for a B-1 that is nearby. You clear the enemy fighters and then point out the targets for the B-1 to strike. All things are possible if given the time and effort I think meaning certain modifications would have to be made to the current engine to allow it. Until those modifications are made then its going to have to be a no.
  5. Awesome!
  6. Skyviper

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    Two women were on their way home after a fun night out at the bar. They needed to pee really bad and had nowhere to go except for a nearby cemetery. The first one used her underwear to clean with and the second one used a ribbon from a nearby wreath. Later that night their husbands are the phone talking to each other. The first says "My wife is not allowed to do this again." The second asked "Why is that?" "I came home and she was passed on the bed with no pants or panties on. I don't know what was going on but they aren't doing this girl's night out thing again." The second husband said "Well hell my wife was passed on the bed too, she had on no pants or panties and there was a card stuck in her butt that said from all of us the fire station no. 3 we'll never forget you." ------- Number two A Scottish man was making his way home from the pub when passed out drunk on the side of the road. A few hours later some girls saw him on the side of the road and they tried to wake him up but he didn't reply. So the girls wondered what was under the kilt of a Scottish man and so they looked and saw what he has been gifted with. To prevent others from seeing they covered it up. When the Scotsman woke up we stumbled over to a nearby tree to pee and when he looked down he was surprised to see the blue ribbon tied his pen*s. And he said "I don't know where you've been but apparently you won first prize."
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    Leroy Jenkins was the only black guy at a Louisiana Party some millionaire was throwing. The millionaire got bored and had a fourteen foot man eating alligator brought in and offered $500,000 to the first person that could defeat the alligator. Within seconds Leroy was in the pool and fighting the animal. The two went down the bottom of the pool and after a brief moment of silence the alligator floated up dead. Leroy crawled out and the millionaire offered him the prize. Leroy refused saying "All I want is to know the name of the person that pushed me in the pool." Police officers in the United States fired 280 rounds at a cop killer. A reporter asked an officer on scene why they fired 280 rounds. The officer replied "We ran out of ammo"
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    I got into a fight with a little person. We were invovled in a traffic collision he stepped out and said "I'm not happy." And I asked "so which of them are you sleepy, dopy, which one? That's how the fight started.
  9. Oh yeah Successfully Defended an ACDC video (Shoot to Thrill)
  10. Honestly. I never wrote a review I'm sure it would be no problem. You'd be looking for pros and cons and how it would stack up to other products out there. That and if the cost of the product is still decent considering the cons of the product or if there are enough pros to overcome the cons.
  11. I'm interested; however, I do not have the necessary skills to be an editor in cheif. I do freelance for a small magazine in my state. So if you need something written give me a shout.
  12. hardware was definately on mind as well but it didn't quite look like anythiing. I saw the metallic band around the end and thought it was a tool or something. But razor blades ... thatj I did not see coming.
  13. Cool thank you. I thought it was firefox there for a second. Anyhew once again thank you for taking the time to look into this and for coming up witha fix.
  14. So firefox does not trust combatace.com. weird.
  15. Is it some kind of multipurpose tool? Maybe for sculpting something or cleaning something. With a plastic handle, sodering or something that would be small and liable to get dropped and mistaken for a chew toy. Could it be a file or something?
  16. http://youtu.be/ZYlk-zzuuvc I figured some of you would like to see this.If you haven't already. I got this by watching the modern artillery video. Because they really don't discuss the comanche in this video this video does (along with other aircraft) but the commanche's part is toward the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkvcu3gGf8E 27:23 for comanche's segment
  17. Jay Leno mentioned how the staff were doing everything they could to make sure Kate was absoutely comfortable (paraphrasing) but the other patients in the hospital were just forgotten about. That little dude won the lottery of life huh.
  18. Damn. I thought he was going to make it there for a second. My mohter sees stuff like this all the time or used to when she was in the ER. R.I.P SFC Barett McNab
  19. Damn lol. Football ... lots of bitching a few fights Nascar ... ... Basketball ... lots of bitching some good fights Hokey .... boxing ring on ice with breif periods of a sport that is played meerly as a filler. Soccer ... people get killed. Period.
  20. Someone found this on their doorstep. From their neighbor.
  21. Too funny. :)
  22. Epic ... thanks for sharing that.
  23. Those wings don't stand out to well. How about this one?
  24. Hey thank you all for taking the time to leave me your comments. I'm glad you all liked it too. There's a common phrase a penny for your thoughts ... how about some more wings? Thank you.
  25. Hey guys. I know most if not all of your are military. I ;however, am not. I found the image in signature on line and played around with it a bit. I thought they were fitting for my SN. However I'm just wondering if some of would take it as I have real aviation wings which I don't. If it looks like I'm impersonationg something please let me know and I'll get rid of them in order to display proper respect for those that actually busted their ass getting their wings. Thank you for your time.
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