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sparkomatic

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  1. One thing one must note though is that it is only alive still because of the community...those guys will take on anything...NOT saying that "other" bombers wont...but you have to give credit to those guys...if they honestly thought it would prolong their beloved leviathan, they would convert it into a tanker in 0.3 seconds...bolt a radome on top of it and call it Buff-WACS...they will do it. So that is part of it I think, the attitude of the community. Again, not scruffing the guys with the sexiest airplane with four afterburners (they know who they are) for that is one mean killing machine...just BUFFS are, well, BUFFs.
  2. Awesome, this is the PLAAF fighter that I actually think is rather cool, the "big nose finback"...dont care if 4 very talented people make it and release it, will download each one and thank them profusely... cheers!
  3. easy...do what I do and ignore the whole thing...then vote based on the number of french fries in a McDonald's happy meal divided by the number of fat people in line at aforementioned McDonald's in New Jersey looking angry...add the number of Tuesdays since your last dental exam and then divide by the cube root of your tire pressure (aft, starboard tire of course)...then assign the following values - if the solution is an even number (you know, divisible by two) assign that a Republican vote - if the solution is an odd number (eh...not above) then assign that to the Liberal Party of People You would not trust to watch your own children (also know colloquially as the Democrats) - if you are uncertain, vote for whatever party Ralph Nader or Ross Perot ran for (it doesnt matter, the US has a two-party system with some odd cousins thrown in for humor) - if you cannot do math, join the Communists Party (why? first go learn to do math, then ask) - if you find this offensive, then show me up and dont vote (that will teach us!) Thank you for your support Note: I am in no way a "Republican", period (they scare me). Note 2: aft, starboard side would be the passenger side, rear tire if you are an American...any other country could figure the correct tire without having to read the notes.
  4. "When I'm taxiing in do whatever it is you do You could do a dance, pull down your pants I don't care I'm not even looking at you I'm sorry I scratched your jet up, maybe she had an itch 'Cause your baby may have your name on her, but I just made her my ..." - Dos Gringos...
  5. has the USAF museum hired you yet? maybe you can claim squatter's rights?
  6. funny thing about this article...referenced program was already canceled...put it in the stack with the re-engining program they have been discussing for 23 years (or more)
  7. happy b'day...for the sake of the environment, please refrain from parading about in your birthday suit
  8. Hmmm...did not see an hot Asian-looking women that were aggressor controllers when I was TDY there about that time...did see an overweight blond in her mid thirties who had a very 1-900 voice...probably missed the one wpnssgt knew though, typical.
  9. - Yeah, Dave made me take back everything that was either mean or stupid that I had posted...that is what I get for telling people about his stockings...
  10. "Thus turning the moon into..."
  11. I absolutely detest that song...Hades itself is replete with its incantations...I would rather learn that Ellen Degeneres and Melissa Etheridge were my real parents than hear that damnable tune even once more...in fact, given the option of hanging about a Mexican Slaughter house all day or listening to that song for 3 seconds (given that nails on chalkboard was not an option) will without hesitation take a.) on that one.
  12. - my grandfather taught me to never judge a person for two reasons - he also said that race was no excuse for not liking someone
  13. whoa...about this "global warming" thing...
  14. Ouch...sounds like the tide had ebbed for that joint...Club USA...other side of the street? Remember there was a joint further up the road from Outback, over the hill...dont go there... What about the G-spot? Bit touristy back then...
  15. 6 years? ouch...I enjoyed the meeting where he is trying to develop a plan to raise more money, after being frozen...hilarious!
  16. Happy Birthday!
  17. You know me too well...see if they still have my name on the wall at "G-Spot" or the "Viking" or the "Tourist"...have to admit though I had been a bit surprised at all of the Caucasian er, "entertainers" back then...Czech, Australian, and a few Britanias...did meet one rather attractive Guamanian, she worked at the Subway sandwich shop near the Royal Orchid...incredible voice. Oh, about the Viking, try not to get strapped to the "wheel"...
  18. Ooo...now that is a good one!
  19. Am a tad bit annoyed at all of the attention the recent losses of F-15 and T-38 have received and humbly invite every one with an opinion on the matter to look at peace time loss rates of every other MDS (that means airplane) in the USAF inventory in the past 40 years. Then, once well informed on the matter, let us discuss the numbers from an educated angle. The results may surprise some. Cheers
  20. Aging fleet, Moseley cut huge numbers of maintainers, spare parts no longer produced...and the beauty was only designed to last 10 years by the way...dont forget it was designed and built back when we still had more than one type of Fighter on active service (we even had dedicated interceptors back then)...no one with a slide rule forecast the dreadful state the USAF would now today find itself in I think. Was very glad that Gates said "halt the personnel cuts" now...
  21. Journey with their new leading man...have a rather mildly interesting story regarding that...
  22. that is what they want you to think :ph34r:
  23. sparkomatic

    Hey guys

    cheers! very busy year for you, good luck!
  24. Not very fond of journalist in general, but this fellow was respectable...
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