JediMaster 451 Posted September 17, 2007 The final resting place of Holy Grail is the Castle Arrrrrrrrghh... What? Castle Arrrrrrrrghh... What is that? He must have died while carving it. Oh, come on! Well, that's what it says! Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh,' he'd just say it! Well, that's what's carved in the rock Perhaps he was dictating... Oh, shut up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,319 Posted September 17, 2007 One day, lad, all this will be yours! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 531_Ghost Posted September 17, 2007 The curtians? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 18, 2007 No, not the curtains! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted September 18, 2007 She's got HU-UGE... ...tracks of land! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emp_Palpatine 501 Posted September 18, 2007 Welcome, gentle so knight! Welcome to castle anthrax! Yes :annoyed: not a very good name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 18, 2007 Old woman! Man! Oh, sorry, old man. Who lives in that castle?? I'm 37! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emp_Palpatine 501 Posted September 18, 2007 (edited) And now, for something completely different: "Are you the judean's people front? -F... o..! -What?! -Judean's People Front... tsss... We are the People Front of Judea!" Edited September 18, 2007 by Emp_Palpatine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf65 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Always look on the bright side of life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted September 18, 2007 ... How shall we f/o, oh Lord? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted September 19, 2007 Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caesar 305 Posted September 19, 2007 Would you uh....would you like to come back to my place? ...*shifty eyes*...all right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 19, 2007 Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. "Yes, I have." Look! "Just a flesh wound!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 19, 2007 But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace? Oh, pea-- Shut up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted September 19, 2007 -Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. -Rubbing the clitoris, sir? -What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate! Give her a kiss, boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted September 19, 2007 And now for something completely different. Hello, how can I help you I'm here for an argument. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf65 0 Posted September 19, 2007 Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up! Polly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted September 19, 2007 King? I thought we were an autonomous collective? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 19, 2007 I see you're using the machine that goes "Ping!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 19, 2007 Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted September 19, 2007 Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей Please, fondle my buttocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 19, 2007 Please, fondle my buttocks. Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 531_Ghost Posted September 19, 2007 Weeeeeeeee're off to see the Wizzard!... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted September 20, 2007 Would you like to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted September 20, 2007 Would you like to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy I will not buy this cigarette, it is scratched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
