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Poll: Batman vs. Superman

Batman vs. Superman  

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  1. 1. Batman/Superman would so beat Superman/Batman in a fight.

    • Superman!
      19
    • Batman!
      16
  2. 2. For your choice, why?

    • Because Superman would just crush him or something.
      17
    • Because Batman has BATMAN SKILLS.
      18
  3. 3. Why else?

    • Superman would laser-eye Batman from orbit while Batman was having nappy times.
      18
    • Batman would have kryptonite, DUH.
      17
  4. 4. Are you wasting time?

    • Yes
      11
    • Yes
      6
    • No, this is important.
      18


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ok this is silly but superman could easily throw a huge anything that weights over a million pounds at the batman and crush him and the batmobile. batmans ONLY hope would be krytonite

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Of Course, its the Bat!

In the Comics, Superman gave Batman a Kryptonite Ring to use against him should he ever turn evil. Besides, Bats is just cooler! :biggrin:

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IMHO it'll be a tie. Both are very smart, have combat experince, know each other's weakness'. Tough call.

 

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Batman has files and plans already worked out on how to take down each of the heavy hitters in the JLA.

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Superman.

 

Batman is just a regular guy with no super powers. He isn't really even a super-hero in the strictest sense, whereas Superman is among the most powerful truly super-powered beings.

 

Now, it is true that Batman could use kryptonite, but Superman could just stop the earth's rotation, which according to the Movie would stop time (since rotating the earth backwards reverses time...its logical that stopping the rotation woudl stop time) and kill Batman while he was frozen in time.

 

Batman is still my favorite of the two, but let's be real here. :D

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Superman would do in Batman before Batman was even able to squeeze into his silly rubber suit. There's just no question here. With the exception of kryptonite, there is no device Batman could use against Superman that he couldn't overcome.

 

And yes, I'm wasting time. I'm supposed to be doing daily status reports, and instead I'm arguing with a co-worker about the Batman/Superman thing.

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Dark Knight Returns - didn't Superman think he'd killed Bats but he survived with that cute girl Robin?

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Like C5 says, Batman has no actual superpowers, where as Superman is pretty bloody amazing, laser vision, ice breath, flying, super strength, the works. Superman would win hands down before Batman even has a chance.

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However, Batman gets all the girls thanks to his cool car. Superman is forbidden to interfere with human history, and all he has is that lame Lois Lane.

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However, Batman gets all the girls thanks to his cool car. Superman is forbidden to interfere with human history, and all he has is that lame Lois Lane.

 

If he dumped Lois he could have Wonder Woman.

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If he dumped Lois he could have Wonder Woman.

 

I'd bet Wonder Woman is a bit kinky with that whip and all.

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I'd bet Wonder Woman is a bit kinky with that whip and all.

 

My thoughts exactly.

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Hmm...

 

Supergirl=Cousin

 

Batgirl=Not Related

 

Bats wins again! :biggrin:

 

And Yes, In Dark Knight Returns, Bats built a Super-Batsuit and was kicking the crap outta Supes before the drugs Batman had taken simulated a heart attack making Superman think he killed him. But at Bruces funeral, Clark heard his heartbeat in the coffin, OOPS!

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And Yes, In Dark Knight Returns, Bats built a Super-Batsuit and was kicking the crap outta Supes before the drugs Batman had taken simulated a heart attack making Superman think he killed him.

 

AND he was in his fifties.

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And Yes, In Dark Knight Returns, Bats built a Super-Batsuit and was kicking the crap outta Supes before the drugs Batman had taken simulated a heart attack making Superman think he killed him. But at Bruces funeral, Clark heard his heartbeat in the coffin, OOPS!

 

See that's the problem with Batman comics. They let him build all of these impossible devices and let him cook up drugs with no scientific basis, whereas its established scientific fact that exposure to our yellow sun gives Kryptonians extraordinary powers. So we are really talking about fact (Superman) versus fantasy (Batman).

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See that's the problem with Batman comics. They let him build all of these impossible devices and let him cook up drugs with no scientific basis, whereas its established scientific fact that exposure to our yellow sun gives Kryptonians extraordinary powers. So we are really talking about fact (Superman) versus fantasy (Batman).

 

:rofl: Like the smiley says: ROFL

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I don't think I need to actually vote for this.

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