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I Wish I had a Gun like the A-10

Oh, I wish I had a gun just like the A-10

I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen

I'd mow 'em down like a weedeater

With that thirty Millimeter

I wish I had a gun just like the A-10

 

Oh, I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the Eagle

I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal

Like a guy who ain't been laid for months

I'd shot those f***ers all at once

I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the Eagle

 

Oh, I wish I had the gas just like a Mudhen

To hang around that long is just a sin

And while you RTB and scoff

I'm doin' loops and jackin' off

I wish I had the gas just like a Mudhen

 

Oh, I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet

Livin' to fly slow and others scorn it

Well I can still pitch and roll

That other guy's goin' out of control

I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet

 

You know, all those things are nice

But when it comes right down to it

Just can't escape the fact

That's this right here

 

Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper

Prob'ly since the time you wore a diaper

We got every mission that you do and fly 'em all better than you

Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper

'Cause we're single seat multi role

We can fly right up our own asshole

Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper

Posted
Sounds like the Dos Gringos.

 

FastCargo

 

Oh you know....didn't we listen to it at the after party from the airshow? Or did we have Doritos? Not sure which FC.... :lol:

Posted

The Predator Eulogy

 

:biggrin:

 

They shot down the predator

That's one less slot for me

They shot down the predator and it fills my heart with glee

Posted

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and theyre all painted black

With flowers and my love both never to come back

I see people turn their heads and quickly look away

Like a new born baby it just happens evry day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black

Maybe then Ill fade away and not have to face the facts

Its not easy facin up when your whole world is black

 

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue

I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I look hard enough into the settin sun

My love will laugh with me before the mornin comes

 

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna see it painted, painted black

Black as night, black as coal

I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky

I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

Yeah!

Posted

We're a ship without a storm

The cold without the warm

Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah

 

We're a laugh without a tear

The hope without the fear

We are coming - home

 

We're off to the witch

We may never never never come home

But the magic that we'll feel

Is worth a lifetime

 

We're all born upon the cross

The throw before the toss

You can release yourself

But the only way is down

 

We don't come alone

We are fire we are stone

We're the hand that writes

Then quickly moves away

 

We'll know for the first time

If we're evil or divine

We're the last in line

We're the last in line

 

Two eyes from the east

It's the angel or the beast

And the answer lies between

The good and bad

 

We search for the truth

We could die upon the tooth

But the thrill of just the chase

Is worth the pain

 

We'll know for the first time

If we're evil or divine

We're the last in line

We're the last in line

 

THE LAST IN LINE !

Posted

'Dear Sir, I write this note to you to tell you of me plight

and at the time of writing, I am not a pretty sight;

me body is all black and blue, me face a deathly gray

and I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today.

 

While working on the fourteenth floor some bricks I had to clear;

now, to throw them down from such a height was not a good idea.

the foreman wasn't very pleased, he being an awkward sod

he said I'd have to cart them down the ladder in me hod.

 

Now, clearing all these bricks by hand it was so very slow,

so I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below.

But in me haste to do the job I was too blind to see

that a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me.

 

So when I untied the rope the barrel fell like lead

and clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead.

Well, I shot up like a rocket till to my dismay I found

that halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

 

Well, the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped,

and when I reached the top I banged the pulley with my head.

Well, I clung on tight though numb with shock from this almighty blow

and the barrel spilled out half the bricks fourteen floors below.

 

Now, when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor

I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more;

still clinging tightly to the rope, I sped towards the ground,

and I landed on the broken bricks that were all scattered round.

 

Well, I lay there groaning on the ground, I thought I'd passed the worst,

when the barrel hit the pulley-wheel and then the bottom burst.

Well, a shower of bricks rained down on me, I hadn't got a hope

as I lay there moaning on the ground, I let go the bloody rope.

 

The barrel then being heavier, it started down once more,

and landed right across me, as I lay upon the floor.

Well, it broke three ribs and my left arm and I can only say

that I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not a work today.'

Posted

A poor aviator lay dying

At the end of a bright summer's day

His comrades had gathered about him

To carry his fragments away

 

The airplane was piled on his wishbone

His Hotchkiss was wrapped round his head

He wore a spark-plug on each elbow

'Twas plain he would shortly be dead

 

He spit out a valve and a gasket

And stirred in the sump where he lay

And then to his wondering comrades

These brave parting words he did say

 

"Take the magneto out of my stomach,

And the butterfly valve off my neck,

Extract from my liver the crankshaft,

There are lots of good parts in this wreck"

 

"Take the manifold out of my larynx,

And the cylinders out of my brain,

Take the piston rods out of my kidneys,

And assemble the engine again."

Posted

I hurt myself today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the pain

The only thing that's real

The needle tears a hole

The old familiar sting

Try to kill it all away

But I remember everything

 

[Chorus:]

What have I become

My sweetest friend

Everyone I know goes away

In the end

And you could have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

 

I wear this crown of thorns

Upon my liar's chair

Full of broken thoughts

I cannot repair

Beneath the stains of time

The feelings disappear

You are someone else

I am still right here

 

[Chorus:]

What have I become

My sweetest friend

Everyone I know goes away

In the end

And you could have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

 

If I could start again

A million miles away

I would keep myself

I would find a way

Posted (edited)

My girl thinks its your happy song, Dave.

Man I was in splits. Oh yeah, mine is Sky Pilot.

 

He blesses the boys as they stand in line

The smell of gun grease and the bayonets they shine

He's there to help them all that he can

To make them feel wanted he's a good holy man

Sky pilot.....sky pilot

How high can you fly

You'll never, never, never reach the sky

 

He smiles at the young soldiers

Tells them its all right

He knows of their fear in the forthcoming fight

Soon there'll be blood and many will die

Mothers and fathers back home they will cry

Sky pilot.....sky pilot

How high can you fly

You'll never, never, never reach the sky

 

He mumbles a prayer and it ends with a smile

The order is given

They move down the line

But he's still behind and he'll meditate

But it won't stop the bleeding or ease the hate

As the young men move out into the battle zone

He feels good, with God you're never alone

He feels tired and he lays on his bed

Hopes the men will find courage in the words that he said

Sky pilot.....sky Pilot

How high can you fly

 

You'll never, never, never reach the sky

You're soldiers of God you must understand

The fate of your country is in your young hands

May God give you strength

Do your job real well

If it all was worth it

Only time it will tell

 

In the morning they return

With tears in their eyes

The stench of death drifts up to the skies

A soldier so ill looks at the sky pilot

Remembers the words

"Thou shalt not kill"

Sky pilot.....sky pilot

How high can you fly

You never, never, never reach the sky

Edited by Stick
Posted

Wow Dave, you need to start listening to the good music. May I direct you to this place; http://chu65nang67.us/nam/vietnam.html

You can't download the music there, only play it. However, if you fire up a wav recording or similar program, you can record while you listen to it. Works much faster than downloading anyway. And is a great source of material for doing music mods. Plus there are a couple links there to similar sites.

Posted
Wow Dave, you need to start listening to the good music. May I direct you to this place; http://chu65nang67.us/nam/vietnam.html

You can't download the music there, only play it. However, if you fire up a wav recording or similar program, you can record while you listen to it. Works much faster than downloading anyway. And is a great source of material for doing music mods. Plus there are a couple links there to similar sites.

 

AWESOME!!!!

Thanks.

Posted

Not my favorite, but Dick Jonas was doin' it long before Dos Gringos existed...

 

I'm a Thud Pilot

I love my plane

It is my body

I am its brain

 

My Thunderchief loves me

And I love her too

But I get the creeps

With only one seat

And one engine too

 

She's faster than lightning

It says on her dials

To get a Thud airborne

Takes only two miles

 

She's packed with transistors

Black boxes, diodes

But stay alert

'cause you might get hurt

When she explodes

 

She totes more bombs

Than a B Seventeen

My F One Oh Five

Has a gun and she's mean

 

But there is one thing

That curdles my blood

It's lonesome up there

Alone in the air

In my single seat Thud

 

I love my Thud

And she loves me too

But she soaks up flak

Like a magnet can do

 

If I get my hundred

And I'm still alive

I'll have no grief

Goodbye, Thunderchief

My F One Oh Five

 

FastCargo

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