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Sir...........

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hadn't you better buckle up?

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I don't get it, but I'll give this a shot... You are quite right Sir, I should buckle up! ( :dntknw: ?)

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Nope....

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So I guess I'm to assume posting on CA is either going to be so radically awesome now I'll need a seatbelt, or I'm just going to pretend I'm driving on base...

 

Did we have a little run-in with SF this morning sarge?

Edited by CowboyTodd41

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Ah, buckle this!

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Ah, buckle this!

 

We got a winner.

 

 

Who made that man a gunner?

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I did sir! He's my cousin.

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Let's take a 5 minute break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em...

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He's an Asshole, sir.

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KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

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Careful you idiots! I said fire across her nose, not UP it!

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Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!

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He's an Asshole, sir.

 

I know that! What's his name?

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Alien puppet: [singing and dancing] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me your kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, oh baby telephone and tell me I'm your own!

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I can see your Schwarz is as big as mine...but let's see how you handle it!

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Alien puppet: [singing and dancing] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me your kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, oh baby telephone and tell me I'm your own!

 

[prior to the Alien puppet]

 

"Oh no, not again!"

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And his name is Major Asshole.

 

What's the matter Col. Sanders, chicken?

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It's Mega Maid...she's gone from suck to blow!

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"Man we ain't found s***!"

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LUDICRIOUS SPEED! GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Spaceballs: Da Flame Trower

*whoosh*

Da kiddies love it!

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...Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU!

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"What happened to 7??"

Just kidding

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Have a nice day

"Thank you"

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