+Dave Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Who cares he screwed hot chicks.....every freakin' channel, DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP! EVEN MY LOCAL NEWS HAD A STORY ABOUT IT! I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! STFU ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHH I feel better now, carry on. Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Unfortunately..The Media doesn't give a Rats Arse about us...who have to listen to / Read their sh*t Quote
JFM Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 We don't have to. I haven't watched the news for years, because it's not anymore. Thus, I spare myself enduring this sort of overkill. Quote
+Typhoid Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 (edited) late breaking family photo of Tiger Woods you knew it was coming............. Edited December 8, 2009 by Typhoid Quote
+hgbn Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Looks like he used the wrong iron at hole 19 Quote
TX3RN0BILL Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Tiger Woods: How to introduce a new club (the Boner!) to go clubbing in unknown holes... Quote
+Erik Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 When you're playin' in the fringe like that it just doesn't matter if you eagle the hole the only thing you're going to remember are the penalty strokes which in Tiger's case may cost him millions each. Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Poor Old Tiger!...shoulda kept it in his pants! Quote
Nesher Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 are you sure? http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-this_is_what_tiger_woods_cheat.php dang... she is FH!! Quote
Lexx_Luthor Posted December 5, 2009 Posted December 5, 2009 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Typhoid thanks that pic made my day. 1 Quote
Growler67 Posted December 5, 2009 Posted December 5, 2009 Aparently, the only person who can beat tiger woods with a golf club is his wife. After a wayward drive, tiger found water before nestling behind a tree. Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball??? tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards. This is the 1st time tiger failed to drive 300 yards. Tiger was just playing 18 holes, all had different names. Tiger said the crash was the closet shave he's ever had, Gillette has dropped his contract. If Elin pulls the plug on him, TW will discover a big difference between golf and real life. In golf, straying into the bushes only costs one stroke. Apparently Tiger is like the rest of us he wears grubbies like everyone else. Tiger has officially changed his nickname to.....................Cheatah. Tiger drives well on fairways but dosen't fair well on drive ways... The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. ***************************** NO appologies. If you put yourself in this position, you should get ALL that comes with it. If you are high profile to begin with, all the more reason to be more cognisant about the decisions you make. I think it's funny as hell and I hope this first installment isn't the last to come of this situation. I copy and pasted from a couple of other boards I am on, so enjoy them if you will. If you don't, that too is an option available to you. Quote
+Ruggbutt Posted December 5, 2009 Posted December 5, 2009 Tiger's old lady is hawt! But there's one thing that everyone here should remember, and if it's the first time you're hearing it remember that Uncle Ruggy said it: No matter how hot the woman somewhere there is some guy that is sick of her BS. Quote
DarthPariah Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 dang... she is FH!! Absolutely. Definitively. Unreservedly. SSSSmmmookkin. More pix of her and less of the guy she's married to. Please. Quote
Growler67 Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 Absolutely. Definitively. Unreservedly. SSSSmmmookkin. More pix of her and less of the guy she's married to. Please. Different strokes I guess (pun unintended), she does nothing for me. Additional pics are on the intraweb. They can be found easily enough. Quote
+Syrinx Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Hmmm...I read somewhere that one of these laydeez said Tiger and her had had twenty romps in two years... Things sure must have been really bad at home ! Quote
+Fates Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvGABYWOTAE Quote
CamelB6313 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) It's hard to judge the guy when it's raining whores in his world. If I had as much access to tail as he does, I'd probably indulge a little, too. Actually, I'd indulge A LOT. I'm going thru a dry spell....it can affect a guy. Edited December 8, 2009 by CamelB6313 Quote
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