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Data center operations reported a total loss of connectivity affecting all their customers which has been restored. Downtime just over 2 hours. Our apologies for the loss of service it was beyond our control.

 

 

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The preliminary reports all point to the North Korea's newest weapon the high stealth two man submarine which was located in Lake Michigan about an hour ago. The Whitehouse is scheduled to brief the nation in about 20 minutes. 

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North Korea? :lol:

 

 

The preliminary reports all point to the North Korea's newest weapon the high stealth two man submarine which was located in Lake Michigan about an hour ago. The Whitehouse is scheduled to brief the nation in about 20 minutes. 

 

 

My official sources unofficially stated that North Korea was interested in obtaining a state of the art flight simulators so as to further their training program. I hear they've acquired files of Jet Fighter 3, the movie Top Gun, and came to CombatACE to get files for Strike Fighters 1 ... however because they were using download accelators and not reading the other instructions CombatACE capped them out so they weren't able to modify it.

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Glad CA is back up. Obviously we need to setup a perimeter, prepare some fighting holes, set the claymores, and pass the ammo and water.

 

 

Wait, can we do that on the internet??? :blink:

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NK's going after our files? Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! Time to launch the drones, and destroy the most precious thing in Kim Jung Un's arsenal...his cheese factory.

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This just in from the White House: We do not have a plan of action at this time! One things for certain, we will not put troops on the ground!

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NK's going after our files? Cry havoc! And let slip the EELS of war! Time to launch the drones, and destroy the most precious thing in Kim Jung Un's arsenal...his cheese factory.

 

Slight correction to your post. :lol: 

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