dannavy85 Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Hey all, If I've posted in the wrong location please let me know. I'm retired US Navy (1985-2005) Non-destructive inspection Tech Airframer, started with VA-115 Eagles, USS Midway (Intruders 4 ever) and ended with USS Vinson. My two favorite sims are Strike Fighter and FA-18 Desert Storm, fav plane of course is always the A-6E TRAM and I thank those who came up with the model for the A-6F Intruder II, nice job guys it is a wonderful "what if" to fly around in. Looking forwards to giving knowledge and getting much in return. Dan USN Ret Quote
+daddyairplanes Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Welcome to the party! Check in with Erik (thats his name, guy that owns this site) and get your USN badge and vet status. Pays the sane as any othrr eebsite, but it is a small perk bring here. Quote
BlitzGreek Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Hello there, i guess i am the first to welcome you aboard...I am just a simple member but you will soon see that the guys that run CA are kind, open minded and keen to have a discussion on various topics...i hope you will enjoy it here Quote
+streakeagle Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Welcome to Combat Ace. This is a great place to come if you are a Strike Fighters fan (or any other flight sim for that matter). How long have you been playing Strike Fighters? Quote
Silberpfeil Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 Glad to have you aboard, Navy! Did you ever hear this one: USN Commander: Do you have change for a twenty, by any chance? USCG Ensign: I can probably help you out... USN Commander: That's no way to address a superior officer, Ensign! Now let's try it again - do you have change for a twenty? USCG Ensign: No, SIR! If you laughed, you'll work out just fine around these parts! Quote
dannavy85 Posted April 29, 2016 Author Posted April 29, 2016 Here's one. Four service chiefs are sitting around when the Army Chief of staff says.."Who among us has the bravest soldiers?" The Commandant of the Marines: I do. See that Marine over there? Marine! Pull the pin out of a grenade and blow yourself up! Marine: YES SIR! (Marine pulls pin and blows himself up) Army Chief of Staff: No way. watch this. Soldier! Run that M-1 tank into that oil storage tank! Army soldier: Yes Sir! (Army soldier runs tank into oil tank, tank explodes) Air Force Chief of Staff: Are you kidding me? Pilot! Get into that F-15, Climb to 20,000 feet, dive and crash! Pilot: YES SIR! (Pilot climbs to 20,000 feet, crashes plane) Admiral: I have you all beat. You see that Sailor on the top mast of USS Nimitz? SAILOR! JUMP OFF THE MAST AND KILL YOURSELF! Sailor: GO &(^*% YOURSELF SIR! Admiral: Now that! Is the bravest soldier. Quote
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