Erik

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they actually worked.

Jug you hold the light at the end of the tunnel. I think you're paid up through 2016 not counting this post above, I keep extending your subscription as you donate but somehow it's not enough. I need to create a new membership account available by invitation only called the "Lifetime Member" I think it's well deserved for you at this point. I can't give you enough kudos or shower you with enough appreciation, so I'll humbly say thank you, and move on. Look for the account change sometime soon, it's going to need a member icon and setting up, but I'll get to it asap.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family. Then they spoil it by waking up.

I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn't like to call me at work.

Fixed.

Yes and if you have good coordinates of the arrows you can look them up in google maps. It's good stuff.