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  1. EC145? It was selected to replace the last hueys as the UH-72 Lakota, just in case anyone didn´t know
  2. Not really, that´s because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqYAuFvtXM&feature=related
  3. Bad year for the bad guys.
  4. In Spain, on St John´s Eve, we use to lit upp fires with old clothed and play with firecrakers a bit. Once i bought the biggest firework available, a "Cherokee No 4". Not one, really, but seven boxes, each with five of those cigar shaped, dynamite like sticks. I had no better idea than getting into an abandoned construction yard and blow a surplus clay brick with a "customized" device, packing 5 altogether. The abandoned car i took cover behind, 15 meters away or so from the brick, got shatered by clay sprinklers, the only tire remaining exploded, the glasses cracked up, a mirror flew awayover the car and my head and there were small fires in about a 30 meters radius, and after the detonation and the echo, all i could hear, deafened, were dogs barking in all the surroundings. Trouble is, i didn´t do this as a child, i was twenty, it was less than a year ago. When my girlfriend saw all the mess she got that stare "I better love you, otherwise i would cut your balls off". The worse part is that if i had not an exam scheduled for the next St-John´s Eve, i would probably do something as dangerous.
  5. macelena

    OFF TOPIC

    Me van a matar, pero no puedo aguantarlo Esta mañana, siendo 25 de Mayo, he sido llamado por SM el Rey D. Juan Carlos I de Borbón y nosequemás, y hemos deliberado lo siguiente. Hace 201 años que Argentina tiene capacidad efectiva de autogobierno. Nos parece estupendo, pero nos empieza a parecer que van en serio, ya son 201 años y va siendo hora de arreglar este leve problema administrativo, asi que desde este mismo momento, quedan reintegrados en la Corona Española. Se deben seguir los siguientes puntos, que Su Majestad me ha encargado les transmita. 1º En la metrópoli queremos carne y asado. Mucho. 2º En serio, es importante, queremos carne y asado. No tendrán que pagar impuestos, solo manden cocineros y carne. 3º Messi y el Kun pasaran inmediatemente a jugar para la Roja. Lo del amistoso despues del mundial ha de olvidarse. Fue un error administrativo. 4º Dejen de meterse con los uruguayos. A ellos tambien los vamos a invad...reintegrar. Diego Forlán tampoco vendra mal en la selección Imperial. 5º Asunto Malvinas: Ahora son Europeos. Pueden mandar a 200.000 tios a pasar las vacaiones alli y luego pedir ese referendum. Aúnque no se como van a encontrar a 200.000 personas que quieran pasar las vacaciones en ese agujero. 6º Asunto Antártida: Nos vamos a pasar el tratado por el forro de los hue... en fin, que Repsol YPF va a explotar la zona, Telefónica Movistar va a llenarla de antenas de comunicaciones y Banco Santander va a financiarlo todo. Además, se construiran 300.000 viviendas y se exportara hielo de la Antártida, que le da un toque especial a las bebidas espirituosas. Se que se estaran preocupando por aquello de los pinguinos y las ballenas. Se abre la veda, acaben con todos. 7º Maradona sera el nuevo embajador imperial ante las Naciones Unidas, dado que es el más indicado para exponer nuestra posición sobre el asunto antártico. "que la sigan..." 8º El psicoanalisis es un timo, queda prohibido. Yo nunca he ido al psicoanalista y soy una persona completamente cabal y limpia de corazón. 9º Entregenme a Luisana Lopilato, el propósito de esto último no es del dominio público. 10º. Sin que tenga nada que ver con el punto anteriormente expuesto, coger significa agarrar, hacerse con un objeto mueble. Nos sentimos especialmente estúpidos cuando se rien de nosotros. 11º Por lo de la lengua, la Z. Arreglenlo, no les ha hecho nada malo. 12º El asunto del Tango. Nos tienen que enseñar. Es por las mujeres, ¿saben? Fdo en Madrid, Capital Imperial, a 25 de Mayo de 2011. Feliz 25 de Mayo!
  6. I remember an spanish, redneck tv show hero, "The Guy Of The Stick", who said it all "Such a Need for Stick! Fools of the world! I´m gonna beat you up!"
  7. well, you could leave the parachute inside the cockpit if you can strap it up properly inside the plane, so it would help a little. Or...you could get to the manufacturer and kick his bawls till he fixes it. Flogger, in a Zero, i think you could only be 165 cm tall (5 feet 6 inches, for americans), an M41 Walker Bulldog tank was unconfortable for anyone taller than 175 cm, i think, and the last time i was in a sub, i had my brains beaten up by any single hatch i went through. So, being short is underrated.
  8. oh, crap...
  9. Hay un Mirage F1 CH para Marruecos, esta bastante bien. Por lo demás, yo ya hable con gente y estaba autorizado todo lo necesario, iba a incluir lo siguiente: España: C.2111 AT-6D F-86F F-104G F-4C Mirage III EE Mirage F1CE Mirage F1EE (no apareceria al no estar incluidas las canarias) Mirage F1M EF-18A F/A-18A+ (no apareceria al no estar incluidas las canarias) EF2000 AV-8S AV-8B AV-8B+ Portugal F-84G G91 A-7P F-16AM Marruecos MiG-17 Il-28 F-5A F-5B Mirage F1CH Alpha Jet F-16C Argelia MiG-15 MiG-19 MiG-21 MiG-23 MiG-25 MiG-29 Su-22 Su-24 Su-30
  10. At least this time we can name the frikkin volcano. Maybe it could be a surprise doomsday "being Iceland of such a cold weather"
  11. I have an all4 merged install and it works, you need SF2E for the tilesets to work properly. On the other hand, there is trouble with the mission editor, when you create a ground unit in the sea (ie, an aircraft carrier) it should appear as a naval unit, however, it seems sea isn´t recognized as such, so the editor puts tanks there Btw, a lot of thanks!
  12. Coño, me pasa por hablar JOJOJO Voy a ponerme con ello, pero voy a estar ocupado con exámenes, asi que no puedo prometer que vaya a ser rápido
  13. WTF, is this AlQaeda´s band or what?
  14. Bueno, el problema es el mismo de siempre, que no hay terreno ni nadie de aqui que sepa hacerlo, y los de fuera estan ocupados, asi que por ahora, habra que aguantar. Si lo tuvieramos, tenemos todo listo para sacarlo. De hecho, podríamos sacarlo para el terreno DhimarParan, o Canarias, pero eso no es lo que se pretende.
  15. Nope, firing squad is for soldiers, not for rich sissies wich dont find a meaning to their lives. Fry the fokker in a chair, i would have said.
  16. I love Battlefield and G3 rifles. But CoD is a filmgame. Each one has it´s own thing. What i miss in MW that the original CoD had, was the hunting. Now, everyone is a bunny hopper, it is more like making combos in Tekken or DOA than the hunt in the first one. Those battles in a clever environment with only bolt action rifles is no longer happening in the newest CoDs. And of course, the vehicles are something wich really make it up for Battlefield. While COD may be better if you go infantryman, the environment and the "combined arms" make BF much more enjoyable. Never got tired of Hueys in BF vietnam or Abrams in BF2 or Battleships in BF1942. I should get my hands on the new one. On the other hand, CoD is not the first videogame which puts modern warfare as a show, Delta Force Black Hawk Down kicked ass.
  17. I wonder what does Achmed the Dead Terrorist have to say about all that lol
  18. Back on the issue, the cops said that he knew the victim before the crime, however there was no denounce. The cause of any conflict remains under summary secret
  19. macelena

    F-5E/F

    "Creo que deberia simplemente escribirlo en Inglés... Estoy trabajando en unas skins para el modelo hecho por Vic Romano (FastCargo). Por ahora, pienso hacer todos los escuadrones de las fuerzas aéreas Taiwanesa y Surcoreana. Me gustaria incluir la version más concreta de Chile y Brasil. He visto las magníficas versiones del F-5E para Chile y Brasil con la sonda de reabastecimiento en vuelo y las antenas adicionales mediante el método "piloto falso" en este fórum en Español. Me preguntaba si alguien tendría la bondad de hacer la sonda y las antenas para el F-5F? Tal vez alguien lo haya hecho ya dado que las versiones específicas de Chile y Brasil ya estan hechas? En ese caso, podría subirlo para el público? Además, hay alguna posibilidad de que la persona o grupo que hizo la version específica del F-5E lo suba? (N. del T., no estoy seguro de que dice exactamente, no estaban ya?) O incluso mejor, hay alguien trabajando en un NUEVO F-5E?" Ok, did it, good luck
  20. Tim Matheson as Captain Loomis Birkhead in Steven Spielberg´s 1941, when trying score on Donna Straton (Nancy Allen), the secretary of the General...well, the one wich gets to watch Dumbo during the "raid".
  21. macelena

    F-5E/F

    Ace, put it in english and i will translate, so far the post is kind of confusing, but by what i could understand, i think there is people wich can help you.
  22. If i dared to do something like that to my girlfriend, i would wake up the next morning and instead of having her beside me, my carnivore plant beheaded, Godfather style, so cover your back man.
  23. "Oh, man, i knew i shoudn´t have given PlayStation Network my real address" "You guys just don´t let things go...Allrgiht, just not in the face" "You wouldn´t shoot a man with glasses, would you?" "Quick, hide the Justin Bieber posters!" "Ok, you found me! Now it is your turn to hide!" “It wasn’t me” “What’s Chuck Norris doing here?” “What? American commandos invading during my pig roast?” “You won this round Waldo.” ”At least let me finish shaving my other leg, come on!!” “Who is it? Not more Mormons?!” “I finally get my virgins!” “I always thought the little mermaid was good looking!” “I never really liked Dr. Pepper!” “Hide and Go Seek Champion of the World, bitches.” “I knew Jack Bauer was real.” “Bring on the slutty virgins!!” “I do believe in fairies , I do believe in Fairies, I do , I do…” Just a compilation folks
  24. Holy schitt! My girlfriend used to live in that area! Do you imagine the amount of force someone needs to do that? No hesitation, no mercy nor anything, at a 60 year old woman. Reckless, as mad as it gets. I heard he came to the store, and as the woman couldn´t understand what he said (bulgarian-spanish-english) when he asked her for something (usually, that people asks for someone to pay for his meal or anything, but it is hard for an spanish to understand them , let alone a foreigner) he went nuts, pulled out the knife and did it. Then he walked out to the street until the cops got him. I heard the bulgarian police reported on him being dangerous, but as he had not been condemned so far, so he couldn´t be deported, but had been tracked since he landed there.
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