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Sorry to here that TSmoke...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12130628

President Barack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one and the patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm. Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The next patient responds: Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit. Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No Mr President" replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit." Oldie but still funny...

President Barack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one and the patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm. Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The next patient responds: Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit. Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No Mr President" replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit." Its an old one but the timing is right...

Was a rather amusing read I must admit... apologies for my Englsh here I am learning to speak Deutsch first and then writing...

Good plan always be the glass is half full or is it half empty... In my case someone gave me the wrong sized glass...

Looks good old chap... must admit I have loved my first Christmas in Vienna though New Year was a bit of a downer... my girl had gone to Salzburg but such is life.

Its a pleasure to have you here... as well

Saying that there is a report that the Raptor was between by the Eurofighter in WVR dogfighting... This is a quote from International Air Power :- "more recently, there have been repeated reports that two RAF Typhoons deployed to the USA for OEU trails work have been flying against the F-22 at NAS China Lake, and have peformed better than was expected. There was little suprise that Typhoon, with its world-class agility and high off-boresight missile capability was able to dominate "Within Visual Range" flight, but the aircraft did cause a suprise by getting a radar lock on the F22 at a suprisingly long range. The F-22s cried off, claiming that they were "unstealthed" anyway, although the next day´s scheduled two vs. two BWR engagement was canceled, and "the USAF decided they didn´t want to play any more . - When this incident was reported on a website frequented by front-line RAF aircrew a senior RAF officer urged an end to the converstaion on security grounds"

Okay for us old chaps in here whats your favourite rememberance about 2010 ? Mine is I got a new Job in Vienna... and a girl to share it with... For 2011 I look forward to P4 and a new Motorcycle...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7758000/7758347.stm

Okay now that we have staggered out of the mud that was 2010... What if any was positive about it for you ? For me it was :- New Job its still IT work but it got me to Vienna Austria... Made my year to be honest and that was in May and confirmed by August... Please no negative thoughts it will upset Karma and people will realise that I am not cool enough to live in Vienna and I will awaken one day somewhere remote like Pluto which is no longer a planet...

I thought I had read that somewhere... do you know if this affects standard missions as well or is it just Mission Editor missons ?

Stary, Thank you as to the Airstart grrrrrrr I think I will wait for the next patch then as I like to do door to door DiD missions and starting airborne is an issue...

Quick question for you guys I have noticed that there have been a few problems with the new EXP Pack. I have been waiting to buy and downloaded it but due to a problem with Windows on my Home PC I have not yet done so. With the patches have the major issues like being airborne etc been resolved yet ? I am itching to get back into the virtual Skies both in the modern sense and in the old sense with OFF... grrr WINDOWS You will not defeat me!!! I am armed with my trusty IT Equipement which is one 8 pound Lump hammer

http://combatace.com/topic/20789-how-to-make-ai-planes-flyable/ This will be able to explain better than me at this time of the morning as I have not had my early morning coffee... But if you are playing SF2V I would seriously advise that you get the download as it is outstanding work done by the guys here...

You can download both from here... the advantage is that they have the correct Cockpits... they are in the SF2 Downloads area and cover just about all the variants... If you want to use the B-52 from the pack you need to add a cockpit etc instructions are in the Knowledge base its been awhile for me...

Could these be the drones that the Iranians have shot down ??? Amazing coincidence both stories come out around the same time...

http://www.hornoxe.com/lego-black-ops/

Looks like gallows humour... always good to make the passengers wonder...

Oh I wish it was that easy...

Welcome to the madhouse Siddley... good idea with the Seconded to Pilot. Nice to see your still writing over there LT... Wish I was just felt as though my PC was fully working and Windows went out the window...

Must admit those VF-111 Shots are outstanding don't know why but the VF-111 Decals always looked good to me...

I will have to consult my books which are still boxed... but you may be correct.