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Skyviper

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  1. an interesting way to wash a train i guess
  2. Don't run from the law. http://youtu.be/yx-obOv8170
  3. Skyviper

    Wow.

    Wonder how far away they were to take that photo? to me it doesnt look far away enough.
  4. My supervisor is a Marine. I am not(the spirit is willing but the body wouldn't pass the physical) Anyway I figured you Marines out there would enjoy this story. This happened Staurday 5-28-11. We were talking about the plans for the day and toward the end of the conversation I mentioned that I would try to get him David Lettermans Top 10 list by the Marine Corps. He said "Semper Fi" I said "Oorah." He looked at me funny and said "That's a Marine response." I, feeling ashamed, replied "so what is a civilian puke like me supposed to say?" "Semper Fi would work." I nodded my head and said "How 'bout God bless the United Sates Marine Corps." Without missing a beat he added on "and Chesty Puller and all the Marine's in heaven, may they have a full supply of ammunition Amen." I looked at him funny "a full supply of ammuntion?" He looked at me as if I were stupid "uh, yeah." "What kind of s**t are ya'll expecting to go down in heaven?" Again he looks at me if I were retarded "haven't you heard the last line in the Marine Corps Hymn?" Now I looked at him as if he were stupid"uh yeah. The streets are guarded by U.S Marines." "Right. How do you expect us to guard heaven without a full supply of ammo? What are we going do? Guard heaven like the Navy? Huh? Sit there and guard it like the Army? Or the freakin Air boys? No!" I laughed and shook my head. "I can see a Marine standing at the gates of heaven when some Insurgent looking dude walks up there. The Marine would look at him and tell him to go straight to hell." My boss shook his head "No. No. We're going to be professional about this." If a suspect walks up we're joing to look at the list and say sir your name is not on this list I'm going to need you to wait in that line over there. If the suspected insurgent continues to protest and say again sir your name is not the list you're going to have to wait in that line over there. And if the guy contines to protest get two Marines in dress blues carrying M-16s, grab him by the shoulders and take him over to the line. Dress blues and M-16s that some serious s@#! man." I got a laugh at this and said "so if by some twisted fate Osama walks up there looking for his seventy virgins what then?" "We'll just take him over to a seculded room, open the door, say 'all right fellas here he is Bin Laden enjoy your male virgins.'"
  5. Skyviper

    Birthdays!

    Happy-Birthday!!!!!
  6. Hmmm. That was awesome.
  7. Ya know I thought just having a helicpoter of ANY kind was a luxury in itself....until I saw this.
  8. Hope this works...
  9. That was great.
  10. That's a bit scary.
  11. Or what about the one with all the chicks possing behind the lion?
  12. http://autos.yahoo.c...helicopter.html
  13. That was awesome
  14. Cool planes and awesome pilot!!!!
  15. ROFL I'm printing this one off.
  16. Happy belated b-day
  17. Skyviper

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday!
  18. Skyviper

    inspired

    THATS HARDCORE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
  19. I'm not a big fan of online multiplayer games( I don't man LAN stuff though). So today I've given online multiplaying the benefit of the doubt. I hopped on Battlefield 2 and got killed a bunch of times..mostly by snipers. I noticed that I would have to empty a whoel freaking magazine into someone at point blank just to kill them and they could hit me once or twice and I'm toast. Then I killed someone and low and behold all of my opponets and unlockable gear...needless to say I sucked butt even though I bloodied a nose or two so all in all it wasn't that bad it was just annoying. I tried mulitplayer for WOE and SF2 but no one was home. Anyway that's enough complaining for one thread. What good muliplayers that are out there? And is there any difference in the muliplayer for WOE and or SF2 is so then what are they? Thanks
  20. happy ending everyone the boy now has his moped the boy his father and smokin mom all arrived. The stolen property has been reclaimed.
  21. Cops arrived I guess now some little kid will get his moped back.
  22. So I'm walking back home and see a moped parked behind an adbandoned house...this is strange(as I live in a small town I knew something was drastically wrong) so I call the police and asked if there is a report of a stolen moped. Turns out there was. It was taken from a little boy yesterday and right now at this moment I'm looking at it(available units are tied up right now so I have to keep an eye on it). Parked behind an abandoned house. The cops haven't arrived yet but man something like this doesnt happen every day. I'll keep you posted...that is if you're interested.
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