+JediMaster Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 The final resting place of Holy Grail is the Castle Arrrrrrrrghh... What? Castle Arrrrrrrrghh... What is that? He must have died while carving it. Oh, come on! Well, that's what it says! Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh,' he'd just say it! Well, that's what's carved in the rock Perhaps he was dictating... Oh, shut up!
+Dave Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 One day, lad, all this will be yours!
Emp_Palpatine Posted September 18, 2007 Posted September 18, 2007 Welcome, gentle so knight! Welcome to castle anthrax! Yes :annoyed: not a very good name...
+JediMaster Posted September 18, 2007 Posted September 18, 2007 Old woman! Man! Oh, sorry, old man. Who lives in that castle?? I'm 37!
Emp_Palpatine Posted September 18, 2007 Posted September 18, 2007 (edited) And now, for something completely different: "Are you the judean's people front? -F... o..! -What?! -Judean's People Front... tsss... We are the People Front of Judea!" Edited September 18, 2007 by Emp_Palpatine
+Fates Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Caesar Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Would you uh....would you like to come back to my place? ...*shifty eyes*...all right...
+Fubar512 Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. "Yes, I have." Look! "Just a flesh wound!"
+JediMaster Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace? Oh, pea-- Shut up!
+Gr.Viper Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 -Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. -Rubbing the clitoris, sir? -What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate! Give her a kiss, boy!
+Fates Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 And now for something completely different. Hello, how can I help you I'm here for an argument.
Wolf65 Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up! Polly!
eraser_tr Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 King? I thought we were an autonomous collective?
+JediMaster Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 I see you're using the machine that goes "Ping!"
+Fubar512 Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей
+Gr.Viper Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей Please, fondle my buttocks.
+Fubar512 Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Please, fondle my buttocks. Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime
Guest 531_Ghost Posted September 19, 2007 Posted September 19, 2007 Weeeeeeeee're off to see the Wizzard!...
eraser_tr Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 Would you like to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy
firehawkordy Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 Would you like to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy I will not buy this cigarette, it is scratched.
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