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False, but may the Schwarz be with you!

 

The person below me thinks everyone

in The Netherlands is a prostitute visiting liberal pot head.

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False, i have a secret crush on Louis. Meg is not my type.

 

The person below me like's to shower only one time a week.

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False.

 

i have a shower everyday.

 

with beer, of course.

 

the person below me has got an imperial Stormtrooper suit in his wardrobe.

Edited by the test pilot

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false...want one but first i want a set of mando armor....

 

the person below me likes penut butter on english muffins

Edited by Caveman

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False - Im English so Ive got a cup of Tea old chap

 

 

The person below me has drunk Babycham :)

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False. I dumped her. She wouldn't listen to me anymore.

 

The person below me lives in Bavaria.

Ya, Bavaria.

Where ze mountains come oot uf ze ground.

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Negative.

 

The person below me has been at one time or another in his/her life on fire. Like, literally on fire.

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true was messing with an old petrol lighter burnt me hands

the peson below me drinks his beer from a baby's bottle

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False, I drink 'em full! :biggrin:

 

The person below me got hit by a parked car!

Edited by johnrey

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False AND true......

 

When I was drunk once (a long time ago)I rode home on my bicycle

and a friend behind me yelled out, I looked back and bumped into

a parked ugly beemer....... ouch....

 

 

The person below me loves The Carpenters.

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False. I like the Moody Blues.

 

The person below me once broke wind while seated inside an

ambient cathedral. Witnesses said the same person was also

propelled several feet into the air.

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False. I like the Moody Blues.

 

The person below me once broke wind while seated inside an

ambient cathedral. Witnesses said the same person was also

propelled several feet into the air.

 

False, though I wouldn't mind having the ability to turn myself into an Ass Blaster (<- see link) sometimes... J/K!!!

 

The person below me has his computer greet him with "Good Morning, Dave"-fashion at boot-up like Jeff Goldblum's computer aboart the space fighter in "Independence Day"...

Edited by TX3RN0BILL

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False and true........my comp dead at the moment....need power supply but i always thought it'd be funney to have caom call me by name...

 

 

 

 

 

the persone below me has had milk come out of there nose at some piont in life

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False, it was Fanta Orange (and that's worse than milk!).

 

The person below me failed to let a Slinky go all the way down a staircase.

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True! And then in a fit of rage I tied it in a knot but couldn't untie it again. :oops:

 

The person below me can recite the script to 'Top Gun' by heart.

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False - only about 80% - the rest is far to cheesey to even think about lol

 

The person below me thinks Rachel from "Friends" is lush

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FALSE !!!! she reminds me of a toilet seat

the Person below me watches the Gummy Bears and has there theme song as there phone ringtone

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Negative, though they are tasty.

 

Ille sub me linguam Latinam intellegit.

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Negative, though they are tasty.

 

Ille sub me linguam Latinam intellegit.

 

 

Reproba. Ego operor non fere agnosco Latin

 

The person below me has flown higher than 90k feet in real life

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False.

 

I have reached 58,000 Feet in a Lear 25. You can see the curvature of the earth from there. We went there to test the Engines Fuel Controller that I just installed. We did an emergency decent from 50,000 to 26,000 in a matter of a minute and basically become a small vomit comet. One of the best rides I've ever been on.

 

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The Person below me loves the Blue Man group

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