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Various Bumper Stickers Seen on US Military Bases

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"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

 

 

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

 

 

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

 

 

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

 

 

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

 

 

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

 

 

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

 

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

 

 

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

 

 

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

 

 

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

 

 

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

 

 

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

 

 

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

 

 

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Edited by Slartibartfast

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"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

 

 

 

Ahhhh, happiness is a 5 inch 54 caliber MK45 Dual Purpose gun...:bb::dance2:

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:rofl:

 

One I heard from an Army guy not to long ago:

 

MARINES - My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment Sometimes

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I guess every army in the world has it' own stickers...

but these are goood :good::lol:

 

 

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All I can say is: OOOOOHHHHHRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH !!!!! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

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I'm going to post these up on my facebook account. I'm sure to get some flak from my liberal side of the family. :grin:

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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music"

 

Is one I saw once

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"Join the Airforce, fly over strange and beautiful countries, look down at friendly waving people and BOMB them.......":drinks:

 

Hou doe,

 

Derk

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"Don't laugh, your daughter could be in the trunk"

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Join the Army, go to foreign and beautiful countries, meet friendly new people and shoot them.......

 

(though not exactly bumperstickers but all from T shirts that could be bought at the International Air Tattoo at Greenham Commons in the '70 s)

 

Hou doe,

 

Derk

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"Join the Navy and see the World....Join The Army..and scrub it!"

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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music"

 

"... and what military medicine is to medicine" is sometimes is sometimes added.

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:lmao:

 

I'm printing these...they are too funny

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