Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don't Say

[FastCargo 412]

"I could really use another career broadening opportunity.."

FC

[crl848 9]

My MBA is really helping out my tactical awareness.

[MAKO69 186]

C-5s would have been the way to go.

[+Dave 2,322]

Yeah, the Iraqi's really had a chance.

[Gr.Viper 131]

"Thanks"

[+malibu43 142]

That is some really good marshalling.

[+ST0RM 145]

With my current job as a scheduler in a flying squadron, I wish this was a true video. "Oh good, I'm SOF"!

 

Thanks for the laugh!

[+Dave 2,322]

With my current job as a scheduler in a flying squadron, I wish this was a true video. "Oh good, I'm SOF"!

 

Thanks for the laugh!

 

I lost count of how many times I heard whining back in AWACS about being the SOF. I even had one Major say "But I dont wanna be the SOF!" The Squadron CC told him to put his big boy flight suit on and head to the tower. We fell out after that. It was hilarious.

[+Jug 99]

I lost count of how many times I heard whining back in AWACS about being the SOF. I even had one Major say "But I dont wanna be the SOF!" The Squadron CC told him to put his big boy flight suit on and head to the tower. We fell out after that. It was hilarious.

"I was really looking forward to a RSU tour this morning." "I love SAC"

[+Piecemeal 450]

I had to look at the title twice - I thought it said "Shi'ite Fighter Pilots Don't Say"

[ezlead 42]

A few more:

 

"I'll take the fat chick."

"It's my turn to buy a round."

"You many motor drivers are the best!"

"No,seriously,you don't need to take my picture."

"Sure,you can borrow my shades anytime."

 

If you have known or know any fighter drivers,you know none of these are true.

 

 

 

ezlead

Former Attack Driver

[Dave63 13]

I lost count of how many times I heard whining back in AWACS about being the SOF. I even had one Major say "But I dont wanna be the SOF!" The Squadron CC told him to put his big boy flight suit on and head to the tower. We fell out after that. It was hilarious.

 

The Motorpool Chief asked the SOF if they'd been checking the oil in the SOF truck. "Sure have Chief, every day". "Then tell me Major (who happened to be SOF that day), how did the ******* bird nest full of hatched eggs get under the hood?" True story.

[+Typhoid 231]

A few more:

 

"I'll take the fat chick."

"It's my turn to buy a round."

"You many motor drivers are the best!"

"No,seriously,you don't need to take my picture."

"Sure,you can borrow my shades anytime."

 

If you have known or know any fighter drivers,you know none of these are true.

 

 

 

ezlead

Former Attack Driver

 

 

and my all time favorite "Thanks for the vector to the tanker - couldn't have done it without you"