Telling the story.

+Erik · September 18, 2012

The Fable Of The Happy Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

From that moment on the pilot lived happily ever after and flew fighters all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftovers, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool.

And he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End.