RogerSmith Posted November 25, 2012 Posted November 25, 2012 I'm surprised that no one has done one of these threads yet. 3 Quote
macelena Posted November 25, 2012 Posted November 25, 2012 (edited) Edited November 25, 2012 by macelena Quote
hrc Posted November 25, 2012 Posted November 25, 2012 IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!” Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.” He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!” Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!” They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.” The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!” Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.” 3 Quote
RogerSmith Posted November 26, 2012 Author Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) Edited October 23, 2013 by RogerSmith Quote
+Gr.Viper Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 What never made it past the Soviet photo censorship 1 Quote
B52STRATO Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 Personal catch at St-Martin: Batman & Robin finally decide to past the rest of their live in the caribbean islands, were they bought a new item, with an artistic livery reflecting their famous relationship... the CockMobile. 2 Quote
Nesher Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 by recent events, we can make fun of it (even then) 4 Quote
B52STRATO Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 Bat Desert Storm European Low cost Carriers 1 Quote
+FastCargo Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 To keep the postings somewhat orderly, each individual post is limited to one 'thing' per post. No limit to the amount of posts, I just want to not have to trudge through lines of crap just to see the next person's post. FC Quote
RogerSmith Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 this is me way too many times 2 Quote
B52STRATO Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 This Megazord image could surely inspire Michael Bay for his next shabby film: Transformers 4 The Dark Side of the World. Quote
+FastCargo Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Guys, 1' thing 'per post please. FC Quote
B52STRATO Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 The social networks positive influence: Gangstas Big Up ! Quote
RogerSmith Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Ever played Trauma Center? Edited November 27, 2012 by RogerSmith 1 Quote
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