RogerSmith 72 Posted November 25, 2012 I'm surprised that no one has done one of these threads yet. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted November 25, 2012 (edited) Edited November 25, 2012 by macelena Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted November 25, 2012 epic stuff haha epic stuff haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hrc 156 Posted November 25, 2012 IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!” Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.” He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!” Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!” They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.” The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!” Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.” 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted November 25, 2012 The Drive compilation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogerSmith 72 Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) Edited October 23, 2013 by RogerSmith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted November 26, 2012 What never made it past the Soviet photo censorship 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted November 26, 2012 Personal catch at St-Martin: Batman & Robin finally decide to past the rest of their live in the caribbean islands, were they bought a new item, with an artistic livery reflecting their famous relationship... the CockMobile. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted November 26, 2012 by recent events, we can make fun of it (even then) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted November 26, 2012 Bat Desert Storm European Low cost Carriers 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastCargo 412 Posted November 27, 2012 To keep the postings somewhat orderly, each individual post is limited to one 'thing' per post. No limit to the amount of posts, I just want to not have to trudge through lines of crap just to see the next person's post. FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogerSmith 72 Posted November 27, 2012 this is me way too many times 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted November 27, 2012 @ Nesher, thats hilarious ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted November 27, 2012 This Megazord image could surely inspire Michael Bay for his next shabby film: Transformers 4 The Dark Side of the World. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastCargo 412 Posted November 27, 2012 Guys, 1' thing 'per post please. FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted November 27, 2012 The social networks positive influence: Gangstas Big Up ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogerSmith 72 Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Ever played Trauma Center? Edited November 27, 2012 by RogerSmith 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted November 28, 2012 you will laugh your asses off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
