China Space Station

[James Fox]

Just read on internet news and not confirmed in any way yet, that new China Space Station has failed and is coming back around the 10th of May. New Zealand is in the landing zone. I will need more than just a hard hat. 

[Nightshade/PR]

You mean debris from the rocket used to launch a core module into orbit. The station is not falling.

https://www.space.com/china-space-station-rocket-launch-debris-falling

[James Fox]

Our news got it wrong again. Still might need that hard hat though. 

Edited May 4, 2021 by James Fox

[Nightshade/PR]

So did a slew of ours. If you listen to some of them, we were MINUTES from a Horrible Death!!!!!!  https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/chinese-rocket-debris-passed-over-n-y-c-l-it-n1206311

Edited May 4, 2021 by Nightshade/PR
word edit

[Nesher]

They should've picked a different seller on AliExpress 😂😂

[James Fox]

Well I can hang up my Hard Hat, it land out in the Indian Ocean, also can fill in the Bomb Shelter too. 

Edited May 9, 2021 by James Fox

[KJakker]

 

[+Wrench]

I wouldn't fill in the shelter just as yet ... there's still plenty of comets and asteroids out there, looking for a place to land...

[+CrazyhorseB34]

Chinese space station...

Thank god our Astronauts get...

Shrimp fried rice!

 

[+Erik]

I'm horrible for saying "shrimp fried rice" with an oriental accent in my head while reading that. I suppose it's left over from last night where the waitress asked me if I wanted supe'r salad and I said, "no thank you, I don't want to fill up on vegetables." She looked very confused as she turned to walk away. I possibly was heckled for that interaction the rest of the night. Less talking more rice wine, please.

[+CrazyhorseB34]

Non contact delivery via EVA!

They should put fortuntune cookies on their rocket boosters! 

South Carolina, Bangledesh... Who cares!

[Atreides]

Thanks a lot to our Brave Canadian PM Winne the Pooh.  Also, @&$? Commies and Socialists.  Where’s my uncle Pinochet ?