As Jeff leaned into the still escaping warm exhaust to collect his sample he couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't a better way to comply with the new government standard of checking exhaust gases from non-running jet engines. Conducted in the prior year as well, at a tax payers expense of merely 2.8 billion USD, the government concluded that as time running the horizontal axis as "x" and "y" being the heat of expended gaseous vapors that as "x" increased "y" decreased on a proportional scale. Upon successfully gaining his sample Jeff and his crew chief hope the double knot they tied is enough to keep the test clinically safe. What's for dinner in the chow hall isn't far behind in thought.