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Well, at least Ben Stiller presented the Oscar for Best Makeup in an Avatar outfit and fake interpretation, although Avatar wasn't even nominated for that category... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFcJNLDCXxI For me the best Oscar of the evening went to Christoph Waltz, he totally deserved it and was still in character in his speech... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbxsvQ6grQ Also kudos for Sandra Bullock, nice of her to have picked up a Razzie and an Oscar in the same year!

Since this thread is all about cruelty and evil, here's another one I heard. Put a hungry rat on his belly, and cover it with an iron bucket. Use a blowtorch to heat up the bucket. The rat will notice this and try to DIG itself out of there through the path of least resistant - which is more yielding, iron or flesh? I'll let you imagine the rest...

Damnit! They found out about my scheme!

Next on TV: Mossad Reality Show!!! Zohan anyone?

The problem isn't that they killed the man... The problem was they did it "on tape". Makes Mossad look very un-professional. They should've whacked the cameras out, too!

I drive a 2001 Polo, and I approve of this ad!

Congratulations!

Vengeur, the russkies might just as well slap some Kashtan-M's on it if they're really serious about buying such a ship... but I do wonder...

Meh, on the looks issue: F-14 > F-22. And curiously Viper > Z06 as well, in terms of looks, IMHO. I guess it's an "either or" question. You can either be comfy or you can be badass. Not both at the same time. And I'd choose bad-ass.

I voted for the Viper, simply because it has a more "muscular look" and as you said it yourself, since you're not intending to race, and having it at the base, makes you stand out of the crowd. And no, I don't think you're crazy. Heck, you only live this life once, so if you can, why shouldn't you indulge yourself a little? I'd consider it as your gift to yourself to becoming an NCO... Gz for that btw!

Don't they do that with the seals as well which is their natural food? Orcas IMHO are some of the most evil predators because, unlike adult humans, they toy around with their food before eating it...

I agree, it'd even have been cheaper if it had been painted in that baby-blue color that was deemed the "cheapest color ever" by entities in the Soviet Union... Are guns the only weapons it carries or can it carry ASM's or torps as well?

Something tells me this one just might. Who knows... but if it dies it dies on its own, better that than being put down for something that wasn't its fault...

Would love to hear the comments of the F-16XL designers on this one...

Now that I think about it... their pilots really fly the "Ultimate Flight Sim"!!! And no death from a crash or shoot-down either...

Best... civvy... paintjob... evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think HAS should be new hangar construction standard everywhere, not only mil but also civvy...

Finally! The Truth in print! Great post!

Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

These days, doing what it would take to fix this mess, that would probably end up in me (or anybody else) being labelled either a terrorist or a freedom fighter, depending on who's side you're on - and no matter who's side you're on, you're definitely also going to be labeled as a revolutionary... I do my democratic duty to vote. But I fear the whole system itself is becoming too rotten, no matter WHO is in power... Politicians are to blame in general, recent polls have all shown that the least-credible profession are politicians... For me, a politician was best described in the words of character Jeffrey Pelt, NSA in the movie "The Hunt for Red October": "I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheater and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops."

I think in this particular joke the intended value from the wife was mph whilst the "gift" measured lbs...

This is shocking to say the least. It's even worse than the governmental crackdown that's happening in my country's media by the government. Anybody in the media who becomes "inconvenient" to the government is getting sacked - and that includes one popular commentator which is actually a presidential counsellor!!! Somehow I think democracy is no longer synonymous with freedom of speech - I mean, honestly it never was but it's becoming less and less so...

Couldn't have said it better myself. Though I'd spare the asphalt and white paint - the houses in Florida would be expense enough. No matter how much asphalt or white paint you'd put on there, there'd always be a danger for anybody around there to start glowing in the night after the nuclear pasting that country would get thrown at (wouldn't want to leave those cave-dwellers any chance of survival, would we?).

Meh, I'd still have preferred the Su-47 to have been the basis for a production fighter, but what the heck... at least close-in there may be some confusion about visual IFF now, between this and "the other" 5th gen fighter... Russia used to make sexy birds...