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Sorry saw the title and couldn't resist...

Cant match one of these though... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boo9llCz4CM&NR=1 Remember your only allowed 2!!! Unless you are... follow the instructions and the wisdom...

Either that or they where off to mock bomb RAF Boulmer and where getting sneaky about it...

Damn you got there before me... I take it that Silent Bob will have some witty meaningful remark when he shoots down the enemy... As in this Speech... As to the Hornet... interesting...

Now that is wonderful... and your right about the price... thats the best price ever...

2 Weeks or we get the eels out...

Aaaahhh they are so amusing... in my job being the resident BOFH... the usual insertation of an over powered cattle prod normally renders them into something that might just declare them as alive on the amoeba scale that is...

Excellent video... still wont be buying ROF though...

Aaaaah the old just one more just one more... that'll get you hosed everytime...

It also spoils a good walk in the country...

ooooo the girl downstairs is lining up a whole new meaning of torture for you Widow old chap... And Von Paulus... your wife probably thinks that anyway...

Ouch not a good day at the office... I am still trying to work out how my driver is still flying... the amount of Virtual flying luck he's used is enough to last 3 pilots... and the entire ground crew for the jets... As to counting how many didn't make it to ten me I am avoiding that as it would take too long...

She was planning on taking out some Krauts in OFF... Killing Widows Favourite Pilot...

Happy Birthday...

I heartily agree... but remember to laugh at yourself first... as it makes it easier...

KB means Knowledge base... Try this link has everything you need... within reason.. http://combatace.com/forum/99-thirdwire-woewoiwovsf-1-knowledge-base/

ooo your gonna burn in hell for that one there... You know that laser beam gun they have been testing your the new target...

must remember to wear the factor 1000 sun block with the mirrored reflection...

Yes the Boeings are retired and replaced by CC150 Polaris (A-310MRTT to everyone else). They have a pair of them configured for Tanking duties designated CC-150T.

Shocking... sorry I know bad pun... At least you kept your old kit and it keeps you occupied whilst battling the dreaded Kraut or Entente pilot... Must admit here in Vienna the weather over Saturday night was lights without the lights... had an amazing storm... The laptop that I am using stayed well and truly switched off and hidden away from power and even went so far as to remove the battery... Paranoid you bet I was...

Okay 2 Sorties... from Yesterday... Sortie 1 Strike hit an Aircraft Hangar 2 A-4G 1 Loaded with 2 x AGM-62 6 Rockeyes 2 Aim-9H 2 Loaded with 8 Mk-82´s 2 Aim-9H Take off was set for 8am great I dont like mornings... 8am and there we are both lined up on the Cat for launch and off we go climbed up to 10000ft and checked the weather few clouds and a blue sky bit warm though... Flight plan was a straight in and out. Roughly 80 miles to the beach followed by 20 miles dodging Clouds of Rock and then roll in and hit the target. All went perfect no one intercepting us at all... This was too perfect... at about 6 miles I locked the Hangar and rolled in slight nose down and dropped the Walleye at around 4.5nm perfect guidance all the way in one times hangar destroyed... Then the Dreaded SAM LAUNCH came up... Not good turns out there was an SA-6 battery down there awaiting us but they mis-timed their launch but they nailed my number 2 dead square no chute nothing but bits of wreckage left to fall to the ground. I reefed around and aquired the radar van and lined up some misery for them and fired the remaining AGM-62 at them which hit bullseye as well. Thats one Radar that wont cause any more problems... At this point the light blues turned up and proceeded to work the SAM Battery over me I went back to the Airfield and destroyed all the aircraft that where parked up with either guns or Rocks... gained me 3 Hercules and 6 Helo's I then headed for home alone... Trap was straight forward followed by debrief... Sortie 2 Intercept 2 A-4G 4 Aim-9H Take off was later afternoon 15:45. Straight off the cat and heading to the intercept point which was over 200miles away stupid I know but hey what can we do apart from the light blues job... Anyway we managed to jump the strike that was coming in 50 miles out from their target and after a brief flurry 4 T-33´s end up in the drinkonly for their escort which turned up late to bounce us 8 Avon Sabres not good our own Jets used against us... Anyway dogfight ensued and we where outnumbered and outgunned but we fought like lions those guys knew they had to fly nearly 400 miles back to their base where as we could land at the nearest airbase 50 miles away if fuel was a problem. I managed to bag 3 Sabres in this shindig all with guns my wingie in this though got his get blown out from under him, as he said 30mm does make a bit of a mess of ones jet... My advice is to avoid everything as it usually ruins your day... Anyway he was snatched up by Motor boat and was back on board before 21:00... So today has been a good day but also a bad day... Will remember to bring the photo's next time...

Happy Birthdays

Well I know for sure that most NATO countries fighter pilots fly down that low... But the ultimate low flying IMHO was done by Buccaneer pilots... And I have seen them going for it low level... as it was practically the only defence they had oh apart from dropping a 1000lb retard bomb into the face of the fighter chasing them...

ooooo Armed Recon against the Traffic Wardens... Now thats worthy of a few cans of naplam if you ask me...

Now that is Interesting... having an Awac up with escorts would make life a lot harder... Now where did I park the Tomcat again...