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As the old saying goes... if you don't kill it on the first attack go home and get a bigger gun... Me I prefer snakeye's rockets and the odd cluster bomb in the mix I have an extremely dangerous habit of flying low and fast... so Snakeyes are the way to go oh and a good sprinkling of Mr 20mm... But thats because I love driving Skyhawks...

Whats air-conditioning is that something you put in your air like hair conditioner for your hair???

I think that that settles it for the movie tonight then...

There he goes on about those Readme files again... he just wouldn't leave it alone... Oh hail the mighty King of the Readme...

I know we have it for SF1... not so sure of 2...

As the above but I am awaiting Ravenclaws variant... as some of the Pics look fantastic... The A-Team one isn't that bad but I will wait...

Well back to service as usual... Close Air Support for a team attacking Sofafi Bf-109E7 Gun's and 250Kg Bomb Pilots Lt Kurz, Lt Schubert, Hptm Münchberg and Oblt Hohagen Well back up we go and with barely time to drink an ersatz. Back in the hunt though this time we are hitting ground targets. Briefed back to the same area to hit a stubborn dug in set of Armoured cars. Take of and join up as soon as possible and head straight to the area at high speed. On the way out we had no problems lined up and proceeded to hit the targets we all killed an armoured vehicle what the tommies call a Humber. During the dive attack I had most of my tail shot off but proceeded to attack a pair of Blenheim bombers and shooting them both down. Landing was interesting as my tail feathers where severely holed. We all made it back safely with only mine damaged by a few 15mm bullet holes... and so the war rolls on. Makes my score 5 now. Kills :- Kurz 3 2 Blenheims 1 Humber Schubert 1 Humber Münchenberg 1 Humber Hohagen 1 Humber

Sheer beauty... on that...

Love the way its aimed at the Eurofighter... with the turning fight bit... otherwise a nice Video... Out of the 2 I would take the Eurofighter but this vid is for the F-35 so I will not go into that one...

And you can find it at night easily without lights as it glows a bright green...

Back in Action WOE 1st Gen Style. Wings Over Africa. Pilot :- Lt Wolfgang Kurz 1st Gruppe/JG26 "Schlagetr" Operation Skorpion 5th June 1941 No Missiles this one so is a great test of Dogfighting etc... First flight:- Sweep over Sofafi looking for trouble. Flight of 4 Bf-109 E7 Loadout 1 Droptank full guns Pilots Lt Kurz, Lt Schubert, Hptm Münchberg and Lt Johnen Take off at 08:00hrs and headed to the target area 45 minutes away. As we motored into the area we spotted a fight on the ground so we headed towards it and spotted 3 twin motor Blenheims running in so we dove on them shooting them down in very short order. As we started to climb back up though we where bounced by 6-8 Hurricanes as far as I could tell 4 went after the others while 2 picked on me. I engaged one in a headon attack neither causing any hits this then turned into a free for all and we shot them all up and down. My fight was hectic trying to nail one while staying out of the way of the others guns. Which I was successful at and my wingman came and shot the one off my tail and the other 2 cleared up the rest. Whilst all this was going on a flight of Italian Ju-87B's flew in and hit the tommies position but it was all to no avail as our troops where pushed back. Kills :- Kurz 3 2 Blenheims 1 Hurricane Schubert 3 1 Blenheim 2 Hurricanes Münchenberg 1 Hurricane Johnen 3 Hurricanes We lost Johnen as his last kill he crashed into his opponent. He jumped and landed safely though he was captured and is now a POW. Only Screenie due to flight being too busy in the dogfighting...

Whilst roaming Youface... I found this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13601008

Welcome to the madhouse the mud etc... As to helping out I would if I could... So all I will say is welcome these chaps are very knowledgeable in the subject of WW1 to the point of somedays I wonder if they have time machines!!! Yes Olham and Raf_Lou... so welcome again and mines ein melange mit ein Schnapps need something to keep the chill off at 4000metres

Happy Birthday Froods...

There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says, "If you go into the bathroom there is a mirror. Look into the mirror and tell anything in your life that you believe is true. If you are telling the truth then "POOF" a hundred dollars pops out, if you lie then "POOF" you'll disappear." So the red head goes in first and stares deeply into the mirror and proclaims, "I think that i am the most beautiful woman in the world!", "POOF" a hundred dollars pops out. Then the brunette goes in. "I think that i am the smartest woman in the world," "POOF" a hundred dollars pops out. Now it's the blonde's turn. She slowly walks into the bathroom with her hands over her eyes and peeks between her fingers at the mirror. She waits... nothing happens... she is glad. She stands bravely and states, "I think... "POOF " she disappears.

How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? Does killing time damage eternity? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop? Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's'? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can there be self-help 'groups'?

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Okay P-61 vs Mosquito... Both had 4 20mm Guns... as well as backups... The Mosquito Night fighter though only carried 4 20mm also if I remember rightly some of the production runs off the P-61 also only only carried 4 20mm as they had airflow issues with the turret. And has been said before the cannons built in the US where generally of inferior quality to the UK built ones. Also the later marks of Mosquito carried the same Radar and also had slightly better range and performance specs... If I was driving one of them I know which one I would have preferred and yes its the Mossie simply because it looks damn good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0&feature=youtube_gdata_player Watch all of it...

And always remember what God's final message to creation was... sorry for the inconvenience That one always made me laugh...

Watched the movie last week as well...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long." they answered in unison. "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. We have a full life." The tourist interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat." "And after that?" "With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise." "How long would that take?" "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist. "And after that?" "Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, " answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!" "Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen. "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends." "With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans. And the moral of this story is: Know where you're going in life.... you may already be there

TLAR... is missing as well... as in That looks about right... Thanks