So the final tally is: Driving dangerously,
on two blown tyres,
using vice grips due to no steering wheel,
being in a fender bender,
fleeing the scene,
driving while his license was disqualified,
in an unregistered car,
and uninsured,
that's previously been defected (declared unroadworthy by the bacon, I dunno what you guys call it overseas),
whilst under the influence of weed and meth.
AND
whilst on bail!
Jesus! I'm willing to bet the police didn't add 'no seat belt' because they ran out of space on the docket. Now, I've tried both of those drugs during a reckless, foolish period in my life more than ten years ago and I can honestly say, it wouldn't have been the drugs (though they definitely wouldn't have helped). I had never done, nor seen any of my buddies at the time do anything remotely resembling something like this. There's an underlying level of stupid here that's just off the charts! Probably a long history of a lack of genetic diversity in this dude's family tree. I'd kinda like to have been one of the arresting cops. It'd would have been a memorable collar for sure! It's because of people like this that we have warnings on claymores.